Alvin and the Patrats

'I'd firstly like to thank my teachers and parents for all the help, support and encouragement they gave me. Then I'd like to thank myself for doing the actual work.'

Look at these laws from South Dakota!

If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.

If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.

Now, I'm guessing that these laws are a little old. I'm not sure they'd let you do that anymore.
Alvin's Guide to Forum Life.

Stimulating Matter - A meaningful, or at least thought-provoking topic that may cause a good conversation and actually cause people to use their brains. Highly unrecommended. Mods only.

Grammar: Encouraged. Make sure to make typos due to general amusement they cause others. For example, kamenblast's tendency to use the future tense when talking about his wants.

Mods: Self-appointed dictators. Rule with iron fist. Legend has it that once the Pokebeach Forums were actually fun, due to lack of cruel mods. Widely disbelieved.

Spam: An anagram of maps. Short for Super Precious Animal Messaging. Not recommended.

Cheese: A milk-based foodstuff, produced through a long process. Includes milk suprisingly.

P0rygon-z
Me and her, we're like awesome. Pretty nice, and we know some pretty big things about each other. I'm also married to her.

bloomcool13
A great trade partner, he's always willing to share his Pokémon, and he and I have accumulated quite the collection of shiny Pokemon! I've traded something like 200 times with him. A great, kind guy.

CMP
Where to start. I first found CMP's cards in the Fake Creations forum, and was bowled over by these. Then, he consented to make me some custom blanks! So generous, and I'm always happy to supply him with attacks for his quality cards. He's a faking inspiration to us all.

Chiraami
Sigh... Well bro, you can drive me crazy sometimes, but you're not a bad brother. Certainly in the top two I have.

Gliscor
I know that he and I don't speak to much, but I really admire his cards and faking ability, and he was one of the motivating causes for me when I began faking. An awesome person to know.

ShineVini

Gave me good advice on a Shiny Rayquaza, and seems like a genuinely nice guy.

HeroOfSinnoh

I like him very much. His work gets me excited, and I have an admiration for his versatility with cards, and his wide range of types made. He doesn't think I speak to him enough, which now means I'll be bearing down him every time he posts. Watch out! LOL, almost forgot, his usertitles are very entertaining. Almost as good as mine...

Formerly Alvin and the Minezumis, and then Alvin SubClause, may WPM rest his soul.

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Just checking if you were paying attention.