Usagi

They say that it must be easy to be a rabbit. It is not easy. First, everything eats you. Everything. Second, we have no opposable thumbs. This makes typing a little difficult. Third, there is only one thing we do well, and we're well known for it. We never chose to fertility symbols, and it's a little demeaning. Fourth, we don't know the Easter Bunny. Most of us observe Passover, so even if there was an Easter Bunny, we don't even know him.