MountainDrew, yes
21 - Bacon
i open up mi muth and the bcn start going in. i didnt no wat 2 do. der was 2 mch 4 mi 2 eat.
0-1
r2 - chiken
i eated da drumstick
1-1
r3 sado
i open it & it went vrywear :<
1-2
4r coky
i put it in mi muth n chompd on it.
2-2
r5 pies
o boy i bakd u a pi. o biy wat flavor. pi flaovr.
3-2
afterward i kinda wen knutz after miing cut by 12383 spots n puked vrywher.
It would be like that, except easier to read