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*keeps bouncing with the air whistling through my tail and my hands pressed together in a Zen fashion*

*oink oink oink* Last one to attack the Exeggutor is a rotten *spoink* egg! Mmm... eggs.

Pah, what about "out of cupcakes" do you not understand? *Spoink continues bouncing, making karate chop motions with her trotters*

@Keeper of Night Spoink takes a deep breath, leaps into the air, and uses Bounce on the exeggutor. The psychic pearl is for stirring things up... the bounce is for FINISHING THEM. *Spoink cackles wildly*

Ooooh, *bounce bounce* according to this ancient scroll, exeggutors get faster when it's sunny. Is there any way we could cover the sky with something to make it darker?

I am SO HAPPY right now *sniff*. Of course, I'll be happier once we're actually fighting it.

Somehow I get the impression that wasn't the generous offer it was framed as. I'm not sure why. Most of my concentration is focused on these trees.

Spoink, her once plump body now thin and bony from lack of cupcakes, stares around wildly at the trees. She might be out of the cave, but she has developed CRPTSD (Cave Related Post Traumatic Stress Disorder). "Trees? These are no trees!" *bouncing increases rapidly* "THESE ARE EXEGGUTORS! WE...

At least it's a slightly less featureless cave than the other ones. So I'll investigate it briefly before Power Gemming it.

"Sorry, can't hear you, I'm too busy cursing the darkness. "And by "cursing" I mean "sandblasting it with a power gem"." *Spoink's pearl crackles with electricity and she thinks about cupcakes in order to make her attack stronger* *thinking about cupcakes makes Spoink hungry* "Mmmm... cupcakes."

Spoink's eyes are now pointing in different directions. Two straight months wandering around featureless caves have finally melted her tiny brain and curdled her once gentle, amiable soul. "DO YOU *bounce bounce* HAVE CUPCAKES INSTEAD, BAGON? HUH? DO YOU? NO? THEN ATTACK IT SHALL BE."

"All right. I don't care about caves or mountains or anything non-bounce related like that. "I'm here for two things: to kick butt/springy tail, and eat cupcakes. "AND I RAN OUT OF CUPCAKES." @Keeper of Night Spoink activates Power Gem and blasts the darkness ahead of her where she hears...

@Keeper of Night Toward the crashing.

@Keeper of Night Into the passageway. I look around to see if there's anything noteworthy.

It's not our fault that your big sturdy head is just like a maypole! It never shifts position so it's a great reference point, perfect for dancing around! We have to dance around someone after all and the Krookodile is too big! *joins Spire in bouncing around Bagon* *throws flowers in the air*

Let's follow the Krookodile! What's the worst that can happen? He traps us in a small cave filling with boiling canola oil and fries us up like tempura? I love tempura! Let's do it!

Before we start fighting each other, keep in mind that with one of our clerics knocked out, we're in serious danger of *spoink* Dying For Reals if we're knocked out in a fight. I'm noticing a worrying lack of clerics around the place...

@quakingpunch73 and @Jadethepokemontrainer can one of you revive Vulpix please? In exchange I'll give you a super delicious cupcake. I'm sure that Vulpix will be happy to provide ice cream once she is fully recovered. @Keeper of Night I'm going to bounce up and down in as careful and...

All right, who here can wake Vulpix up? I have a feeling we're going to need all the *spoink* clerics we can get pretty soon.

*bats eyelashes* @Keeper of Night "Mr Krookodile! Would you like to buy some sweet delicious cupcakes? Warm and dripping with pink and chocolate icing!"