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@Keeper of Night I remember that I can take actions while moving around and try to see what's in the pit without falling in.

I can make scarves and coats and socks for everyone! *Spoink pulls out several balls of yarn and disappears in a cloud of frenetic activity* Look! All done. Something for everyone! *Spoink is now tangled in a gigantic unrecognizable ball of yarn* *Spoinks do not have very good eyesight*

Spoink busies herself and suddenly pulls out a long piece of knitting. It's hard to say how she carries it in her fat little arms but the knitting needles are click clacking before you know it. Oooooh if we're going to the mountains we're going to need something warm! *knits furiously* There...

@Keeper of Night TO THE MOUNTAIN!

Have we managed yet again to go nowhere? We'll never find cupcakes at this rate. And that just breaks my heart, frankly. Pit, or mountain? I'm too busy dealing with sugar withdrawal to care which, let's just make sure we pick one.

Wow, what is it with that guy and holes? Edit: Also let's not all just jump into the hole before checking it out, as unlike the last one this doesn't have any notes saying it's a nice safe exit or that it doesn't lead directly to a pit of lava or something.

Oh look it was more rocks- well never mind. *bouncing exhaustedly* @Keeper of Night I'll go check out the chasm.

Sorry I meant a partnership with a player to become co-Champions. I'm afraid I wouldn't have the slightest idea how to run one of these things!

@Keeper of Night Spoink bounces bravely towards the mountains, hoping to find more pearls there. She thinks pearls grow on mountains. Spoink isn't very smart.

I'm up for a partnership, though I have no idea how we're supposed to do that. Usually my... lawyer Murdock takes care of that business for me.

Are we planning to go anywhere or are we stopping to check things out? *spoink spoink spoink spoink spoink*

Oh why not. Daredevil. Also known as Matt Murd- uhhhh, you didn't hear me say anything after that. I was just, er, clearing my throat. Ugh at this point you all probably know anyway. When I was a wee boy in Hell's Kitchen, I got hit in the head with a can of radioactive waste. This had three...

*keeps bouncing* No matter how hard I bounce I can never land on my own head! This is nothing but pain, I tell you! This is a metaphor for how we go around in circles. Ooooh I should write a novel. I will call it "The Story of Spoink". It will be a tragedy. I miss when the compass still...

*Spoink waves the compass* I still have it, I borrowed it from Phanpy. It's broken though and doesn't seem to be doing much. NEVER!!!

Well then! *bouncing intensifies* FOR FREEDOM! *running leap* *bouncebouncebouncebouncebouncebounce* *bouncebouncebouncebouncebouncebounce* *bouncebouncebouncebouncebouncebounce* *bouncebouncebouncebouncebouncebounce* *bouncebouncebouncebouncebouncebounce!!!* Spoink is dizzy now.

Spoink keeps bouncing, but her snout wrinkles up and her beady eyes twinkle with the effort of a thought. "I sure hope my pearl doesn't fall off while we're going up these mountains, that would be terrible! I'd better make a backup plan. "Say, which one of you pokemon is the smallest...

@Keeper of Night I follow Vulpix down the path to the mountain, bouncing maniacally. Mountains have lots of rocks! Good places to find truffles. Plus lots of hills! Fun to bounce on. Just as long as you don't bounce too hard to lose your pearl, then it's almost impossible to find, oh...

Pffffft we just need to look for the escalator.

Guys, you do remember how we couldn't even hear the rock I dropped? Did you think that was because it landed in such a nice soft pillowy cushion at the bottom? There aren't any pillowy cushions in caves!! *anxious bouncing intensifies* @Keeper of Night I follow Light down the Ice Shard...

Snuffle around to see if there are other ways to get down? Have someone check out the bottom so we can see what we're actually jumping into first? I'm trying to get a feel for how deep the cliff is, but feel free to jump away.