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*shrieks* Not to mention how delicious I smell. So porky and with just the right aroma of cupcakes and truffles. :eek: WHY DIDN'T I BECOME ADDICTED TO BRUSSELS SPROUTS INSTEAD? *sob* I'm actually curious about where this path goes, but if someone wants to fly me I'm okay with that. Just...

*uses psychic beam from pearl to carve initials into the side of the cave while we wait* S... P... O... *pieces of stone chips flying everywhere* oh what was that I just blasted away? It looked like some kind of old kindergarten fingerpainting thing, and all those silly rudimentary pictures of...

That's comforting! You... you're not going to try to eat me, are you? It's just you're grinning somewhat maniacally here.

Ooooh maybe it's ... cupcakes? Something delicious? That er... drips... and splashes... and hisses in the dark "Yum spoinks are so delishussssssh". *trembles*

*Spoink snorts and suddenly wakes up* Oh goodness. It looks like my bouncing was so hypnotic that I ended up forgetting to do anything else. How embarrassing (it would be if Spoinks were capable of feeling shame.) I still wonder about the door. Should someone investigate using the statue with...

I just *bounce* borrowed this statue from Vulpix, technically it's hers...

Well, I can confirm that the statues are not made of chocolate. Also they are probably not cupcakes either, although more investigation is needed. This is valuable information.

Look, I've chewed and licked this thing to the best of anyone's ability! I've even sniffed it, on multiple occasions! What more investigating could you possibly need???

*bounces* I'm also in favor of going towards the lake... I'm really curious what that splashing sound is. Sounds like there's ADVENTURE down there! *bouncing intensifies* And where's there's adventure there's bound to be cupcakes... Vulpix can freeze it so we can walk, and if we don't like what...

We'll have to... *BOUNCING INTENSIFIES* change that.

Hello, Sneasel. I would offer you a cupcake but I lost them all in the woods so have this instead. It looks like a rock because it's a rock.

Me? Noooooooope, of course not... *shakes snout* ... I mean unless you count all those surprise meetings my friends and family keep assembling in my living room. So inconvenient, those meetings, let me tell you. Especially since they were always between me and the kitchen. That's where all my...

We woke up in a woody clearing with a rock and a piece of paper with important instructions on it. Someone ate that paper, because they were hungry and didn't think to ask me for cupcakes. It turned out that no matter how far we bounced around the woods we kept coming back to the same place! It...

It might be nice to *squeak* have an alternative source of light to Litwick. In case Litwick dies or something (er sorry Litwick). I'd like to wait and see if the pokemon in the clearing can catch up... maybe they just ate too many truffles and need to wake up from their nap.

*grumble grumble* what am I, hmm? Some kind of loyal. . . truffle spoink? Oh fiine *sniffs* it's... a... AAAUGH I SMELL BACON I don't know if we need the compass, but I think we all noticed it was still vibrating, even though it was broken. Can't hurt to keep it...

Mushrooooooooms! There have to be mushrooms somewhere around here... it's dark and wet and cramped and the air smells like the inside of a mushroom (that is growing in a pit of poison gas). I just hope that if there are, they're the kind that Spoinks can eat, not the kind that eat Spoinks. You...

What, haven't you heard of cupcake trees? We started cultivating them, never looked back. It was around the time the spaghetti crop failed.

Back on the farm, when I was a little Spoinklet, I had so many brothers and sisters. We were so happy! We'd bounce around all day and eat all sorts of delicious fruits and vegetables. But bad things were going on at the farm! Now there's only Spoink. If there's one thing Spoink learned from...

*plump little snout wrinkles with the effort of thinking* Hmm, Vulpix, do you want to pick up that glowing statue and bring it with you later? It seems to be small enough to carry. @Keeper of Night I'd like to pick up one of the non-glowing statues (if they are small enough to pick up) and...

Well, the statue that was glowing yellow, that's with the other statues, in the passage on the left? Spoink would draw a map but Spoink doesn't have a compass with her. Though compasses probably don't point "left". *sigh* I haven't found any truffles down here at all. I did find this rock that...