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Vulpix got a mud bath but Spoink didn't? Life is unfair. *lies down and rolls around in the mud anyway*

@Keeper of Night I will investigate these strange statues I found more closely in the hope that something interesting will be found. What's the worst that can happen with me going off to explore by myself, right? *laughs heartily* *the bats flutter ominously*

Aaaaaugh! *Bouncing becomes frantic* I'll put some truffle oil on it! That should disguise the blood. The downside is that now I smell delicious. *sigh* It's so hard being Spoink sometimes... At least now I smell good too. It's important to smell good, us Spoinks have such sensitive little...

Oh but that would be crazy! I totally want to do it. But in the meantime, @Keeper of Night I'll go snuffling around the apparent dead end on the left to investigate. Maybe there are clues here, or a secret entrance. At the very least, I should be able to find some truffles or something, right...

Wheee! I landed safely! *brushes snow off pearl* I'm a little cold (thanks Vulpix) but none the worse for wear. For now. However, I do feel the need to remind whatever that weird splashing thing up ahead is that Spoinks are definitely not delicious. Even if we do dine on a lot of cupcakes...

*bounce bounce bounce* To bounce or not to bounce, that is the question. Whether is nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of- Oh enough talking. @Keeper of Night I take a deep breath (and also some of these delicious truffles I found in the roots of the trees while I was out...

Hmm, well I made that suggestion to take the compass into the woods before I noticed that the compass has now been broken.

*bounce* Well right now I am testing the plausibility of the suggestion someone made that I use my tail to help you up. In the meantime, there's always things like digging upwards. It's too bad none of you can bounce as high as I can... Also we know that it slowed down when I bounced around...

You know *scratches round head* it just occurred to me that maybe even if we keep being sent in circles (Well not QUITE like that but close enough) we might want to be in the forest rather than the clearing when the machine gets to the surface. Er, assuming Jabberwock is correct and...

I eat acorns and bounce around the forest clearing crazily, only barely missing everyone else's heads. This isn't an official order, just what I've generally been doing for this entire time. Heeeeey. . . do you think there are any truffles in these woods?

Also does anyone want to play hopscotch? Or jump rope? Or have an eating contest? I especially want to do an eating contest. If only there was something to eat *sigh* It's so hard being me...

*bounces while chewing pearl thoughtfully* What a predicament! I haven't been so bewildered since my sixth birthday when I had to choose between eating a vanilla cupcake with strawberry filling or strawberry cupcake with vanilla filling and I wasn't allowed to choose both, EVEN THOUGH IT WAS...

Strangely sweet? Strangely sweet . . . CUPCAKES??? *Spoink starts bouncing up and down excitedly, all sense of reason and rationality temporarily disabled* Ooooh delicious delicious food! That's what the sweet smell must mean, right? It means something delicious that Spoink can eat, and not...

*bounce bounce bounce* So many things happening! So hard for a little Spoink to keep up! @Keeper of Night : I'll break off a stick in case I need to beat any attackers off with it and bounce off to follow the others going off into the forest.

I made an action here, just quoting it again in case it was missed. I'd offer to help Bagon get out of the hole, but I'm too busy bouncing right now and despite the many, many cupcakes I've been eating I don't weigh enough to pick him up and would probably just get stuck. Perhaps digging is a...

*Spoink screams* Oh was it not me you were trying to scare? I'm still so scared. :eek:

Oooh *bounces even higher* I'm like 90% sure the needle slowing down was because of something interesting and not the compass getting confused because of my bouncing. So the needle spins faster in the center and slows down the farther you bounce out, just like Spoink tires and slows down the...

Hmm... let me put on my glasses so I can think more clearly. I'm glad that I was right about something being interesting with the rock! I was hoping for a cupcake but a compass will work. Maybe the compass can help me FIND new cupcakes, and then everything will be great, or at least the things...

Hmm... *chomps another cupcake, in order to send more energy to my brain* Oh man that cupcake was really good! Maybe if I eat another I will get a better idea. *eats another cupcake* *this one is round and pink and has a cherry on top* That was great! I feel my tail is stronger and bouncier...

I'm a Spoink. Perhaps in some alternate world. there are creatures which are somewhat analogous to Spoinks- ones who oink and bounce around and are known for eating great amounts of food and are involved in biblical sayings involving pearls, but as it is I don't really have a greater frame of...