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*Spoink squints at the paper* *flips it around* Hey there's SOMETHING ... there's a pretty good cannoli recipe on the back here. I think taking a look at our surroundings is a good idea. @Keeper of Night I will bounce high, higher than a spoink has ever bounced before, and I will attempt to...

*Spoink wakes from her slumber, still bouncing* Oh no, a mysterious forest clearing! What am I doing here? How did I get here? Oh right. The answer to both of those things is "bounce". And yet I do not feel like I have all the answers. Well this is *chomp* exciting! What should I do now...

*bouncing skips for a moment* I, er, really honestly do not. What happened the last time somebody asked for cupcakes in this game? Was it something that is likely to recur and would negatively affect someone's hypothetical ability to bounce around eating cupcakes a lot? I'm, er, asking for a...

*oink oink oink* *bounce bounce bounce* Pollen puff cupcakes? What an intriguing *hiccup* proposal! On one hand they will make me sneeze, and the sneezing will make my thick fat ripple in waves which might make all the mean things we will have to fight in the dungeon laugh and make fun of me...

Wet cupcakes? What a horrible thought. Let you all be sure, I will protect these cupcakes with my life, assuming I do not actually have to sacrifice my life and I can eat the cupcakes later. I'll also get around to protecting the rest of the team. You know, at some undefined point afterward. I...

*squeaks, continues chomping at cupcake* So on average how many cupcakes do we find in these here dungeons? I am asking for a... a friend. A friend who likes *chomp* cupcakes. Also, if anyone has some mud that's sticky enough to keep me from bouncing around constantly that sure would make it...

The ground trembles underfoot (assuming the ground is very unstable already)! The dungeon echoes with a mighty sound that strikes the fear into one's enemies! Well, assuming one's enemies are in the form of a tasty carrot or scrumptious muffin or some sort of delicious food item. A small, round...