THIS POST IS VERY LONG. BUT THE STORY IS VERY FUNNY, WORTH IT, AND FRICKING HILARIOUS.
The worst driver I've ever seen was one in our State Park in Indiana. This woman drove past my friend and I who are frequent bikers. When biking, I feel the need to spit a lot. As she drives past, I spit about 10 feet behind her. I then notice she is hanging her head out the window, screaming and swearing, talking on a cellphone. We cannot tell what she is saying at us, so we continue. About 20 minutes later, we see a crazed woman coming down the road towards us, still on the phone. We instinctively go to the side. That's when we notice she's on the wrong side of the road, and we're in between crashing into the woods and being hit by a speeding vehicle. Siad woman hangs her torso from the window and spits at me, while I duck down and she misses. She continues to swear and scream, cackling loudly. Later, biking home on the highway, I see a navy blue jeepish thing coming down the highway, going about 85-90 MPH. She is swearing into the phone. (Yeah, she was THAT loud.) She doesn't even notice me mosying along, and I see her swerve into the entrance, stop, then peel out as if charging towards something. This was the road my best friend and I were traveling down. My first thoughts, *That's a narrow road. Two bikers AND a jeep/truck would not fit down there. She's going too fast to stop, should something get into her path.* You see where this is going? Man, what a crazy... female dog. *COUGH* A WARNING TO ALL BIKERS IN INDIANA. RUN LITTLE BUDDIES. RUN FOR YOUR SPIT-FREE, SANE, NOT-SMEARED-ALL-OVER-THE-ROAD LIVES.