Vaporeon.- mermaid/clown doggie
Jolteon.- dogdie reached by lighting
Flareon.- burning doggie (must hurt)
Umbreon.- bad/fluorescent doggie (best)
Espeon.- pink doggie (and can read your mind! what will happen when you get mad at him?)
Glaceon.- frozen doggie
Leafeon.- green peace doggie (a dog that can throw leaves? come on!)
If pokemon really existed....and i had an eevee, and just one.....i would suffer so much on deciding on what to do....