A Very Merry Pontius Christmas. (Wrote these last year, in 2010)
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Derrikk, the Red Nosed Stantler.
Derrikk, the Red Nosed Stantler
Was sort of different I suppose
But if you ever met him
You would totally be bros.
None of the other Stantlers
Never let him hypnotize
This made poor Derrikk
Get tears in his eyes
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Professor Oak came to say:
“Derrikk with that honker so bright
Will you light Dark Cave tonight?”
Then all the other Stantler
Shouted out his name with envy
Then, Derrick the Red Nosed Stantler
Went down in Poke-History.
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Night Before E4 Battle.
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the hall
Not a pocket monster was stirring, no, not at all.
The Pokeballs on a belt, were clipped squarely and neat
In hopes that their trainer would not fall in defeat.
With Lorelei in her birthday suit and I in my cape,
I began to settle down, ready to copulate
When all of a second, I heard such a ruckus,
I rose from my bed, Lorelei asking “What about us?”
I went to the window and silently looked down
And what I saw was a boy from Pallet Town!
He was all dressed in red, like it was his name!
He had 6 little creatures, each wanting fame
He called them all out, all out by name!
“Go Charizard, Go Persian, Go Jolteon so quick! Go Butterfree, Go Bannete, Go Swampert, lay down a hit!”
I can honestly say I’ve never seen such a sight!
This young trainer wanted a fight!
He went right to work, not uttering a sound
Placing all kinds of items about the ground.
He was covered in grass from head to toe,
As if he had made wild Pokemon his deadly foe!
He had soft eyes, like that of a baby
And his thin belly shook just like Haiti.
When he had completed his job
He turned towards me and stared
He placed his finger on his nose and flattened down his hair
He exited to the roof by sprinting up a wall
Where he hopped in a sleigh and to me, he called:
“Merry Christmas to you, and remember-‘Gotta Catch Them All!'”
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Hope you enjoyed my parodies. I have no idea if their good or not, I’ll let you choose
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Derrikk, the Red Nosed Stantler.
Derrikk, the Red Nosed Stantler
Was sort of different I suppose
But if you ever met him
You would totally be bros.
None of the other Stantlers
Never let him hypnotize
This made poor Derrikk
Get tears in his eyes
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Professor Oak came to say:
“Derrikk with that honker so bright
Will you light Dark Cave tonight?”
Then all the other Stantler
Shouted out his name with envy
Then, Derrick the Red Nosed Stantler
Went down in Poke-History.
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Night Before E4 Battle.
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the hall
Not a pocket monster was stirring, no, not at all.
The Pokeballs on a belt, were clipped squarely and neat
In hopes that their trainer would not fall in defeat.
With Lorelei in her birthday suit and I in my cape,
I began to settle down, ready to copulate
When all of a second, I heard such a ruckus,
I rose from my bed, Lorelei asking “What about us?”
I went to the window and silently looked down
And what I saw was a boy from Pallet Town!
He was all dressed in red, like it was his name!
He had 6 little creatures, each wanting fame
He called them all out, all out by name!
“Go Charizard, Go Persian, Go Jolteon so quick! Go Butterfree, Go Bannete, Go Swampert, lay down a hit!”
I can honestly say I’ve never seen such a sight!
This young trainer wanted a fight!
He went right to work, not uttering a sound
Placing all kinds of items about the ground.
He was covered in grass from head to toe,
As if he had made wild Pokemon his deadly foe!
He had soft eyes, like that of a baby
And his thin belly shook just like Haiti.
When he had completed his job
He turned towards me and stared
He placed his finger on his nose and flattened down his hair
He exited to the roof by sprinting up a wall
Where he hopped in a sleigh and to me, he called:
“Merry Christmas to you, and remember-‘Gotta Catch Them All!'”
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Hope you enjoyed my parodies. I have no idea if their good or not, I’ll let you choose
