Funny cards

[Matryoshka]

Hey. This is not competitive at all, so I didn't want to post it in the sand box.

I want to make a deck with weird attack names. The new Pikachu (On front page, has "Hello!"), Forteress UD (Everybody Explode Now!), and Cleffa GS (Eeeeeek) are all good examples. I don't really want to win any games, but I want it to be really fun. Doesn't have to be modified. Does anyone know any weird cards other than these?

 

[DNA]

This is the only other one I can think of right now.
Obtw, the Neo Cleffa had an attack called Eeeeeeeek as well
Edit: It's not a funny attack, but seriously, run Croagunk SV

 

[Electabuzzy]

How about Wigglytuff from jungle with it's attack 'Do the Wave'

Or miltank from HGSS and it's attack 'Moomoo Squeeze'

 

[cataha]

Can we post odd Pokedex entries you find on the bottom of the card? I found some.

 

[Cypher]

The Combee from Supreme Victors has an attack called Zzzt!

 

[Flare]

Slowpoke UD has an attack called "Rambunctious Party".

Ambipom TR has an attack called "Tail Spank".

 

[Decmaster]

400th post!!!

It's kind of suggestive, but...

Epicness!!!

SSPPRRIINNGG!!!!!

It's not modified, but you said you didn't care. It's a bit suggestive also, but you'd better know this one.

 

[Fartman2000]

A funny pokedex entry was the TR rapidash, it says that its feet move so fast that you can barely see them when it is sprinting, then it has 1 retreat cost.

 

[Luiserebii]

Lucario PT has an attack called "Do The Wave".

 

[Matryoshka]

I'm not looking for funny Pokedex enteries, guys. So so far my list is:

2-2 Forteress UD
2 Cleffa GS
4 Combee SV
2-2 Lucario PL

Don't really want to run suggestive stuff, in case I have to battle a girl

 

[scizorlicious]

But that's the FUN part! xD "Hey, is it okay if I 'grope' you?" "WHAT?!?!?" "No I meant... Sentret... ow! OW!"
OK, maybe not such a great idea.
Non-suggestive:
Pichu MT
Tropius UD
Suggestive:
Seedot RR
Heatran POP 8
Zigzagoon GE

 

[Matryoshka]

Alright, so here's my list so far:

2-2 Forteress
4 Cleffa
2 Combee
2-2 Lucario
2 Pichu
2 Togepi (Plead)

 

[DNA]

@Scizorliscious: You think you can post the funniest card attacks?
You have nothing on me.

 

[Keleyn]

there's a Lickitung (don't know what set) that has 'Push Down' and 'Harrumph'.

 

[Fartman2000]

That is from platinum.

 

[DSJ]

How about the Psyduck from UD? It has "Stupid Head"

 

[Lou Cypher]

How can we forget MT Pikachu with Bikabika?

 

[DNA]

there is no psyduck from undaunted
But the one from Triumphant has an attack called 'Tripping Headbutt', which could be considered funny

 

[dmaster]

Dittobolic is one of the best Body names (it's not an attack name but still good).

dmaster out.

 

[scizorlicious]

@DNA: HOW could I forget Invisible Tentacles? I even have that card, and was looking through my binder for weird attack names... oh well.
How about those tons of cards with Pound? I think quite a few cards have that.
Two more from HGSS (well, the second one's a 'Power, but oh well):
Furret and Unown
Is it really THAT hard to find scans online when bulbapedia's not working...?