GadgetJax's Text Fakes - All Kalos Pokemon

GadgetJax

Traveling Storyteller and Card Faker
Hello, my peoples and persons! I'm not technically an artist, and I really don't know how to use Photoshop or that mumbo-jumbo, but I have a passion for coming up with ideas for Pokemon cards, so I figured I'd make text-based cards of all the Kalos Pokemon, including Hoopa, Volcanion, and Diancie!
If you're an artist and like my card ideas, feel free to make actual images of them! No permission is needed, but let me know if you do! I'll be doing 5 cards per post, as not to clutter up too much room. Let's get this train wreck a-rollin!

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Chespin-HP50- [G]

[C] Sleep Powder
Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is now Asleep.

[G] [G] Leech Seed 30
Heal 10 damage from this Pokemon.

Weakness: Fire
Resistance: None
Retreat: 1
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Quilladin-HP90- [G]

[G] [C] Pin Missile 20X
Flip 4 coins. This attack does 20 damage times the number of heads.

[C] [C] [C] [C] Hammer In 50
Discard the top card of your opponents deck.

Weakess: Fire
Resistance: Water
Retreat: 2

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Chesnaught-HP150- [G]

Ability: Deck Break
Once during your durn, you may flip a coin. If heads, discard the top card of your opponents deck.

[G] [G] [G] Reckless Charge 120
This Pokemon does 20 damage to itself.

Weakness: Fire
Resistance: Water
Retreat: 4
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Fennekin-HP60- [R]

[C] Singe
The defending Pokemon is now burned.

[R] [R] Quick Attack 10+
Flip a coin. If heads, this attack does 20 more damage.

Weakness: Water
Resistance: None
Retreat: None
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Braixen-HP80- [R]

[P] Psybeam 20
The defending Pokemon is now confused.

[R] [R] Flare Blitz 70
Discard all [R] energy attached to this Pokemon.

Weakness: Water
Resistance: None
Retreat: None
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RE: All the Kalos Pokemon in Text Form, because I roll that way!

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Delphox-HP110- [R]

Ability: Mystic Root
This Pokemon gets +20 HP for each [P] energy in your discard pile.

[R] [R] [C] Flamethrower 100
Discard an energy attached to this Pokemon.

Weakness: Water
Resistance: None
Retreat: None
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Froakie-HP60- [W]

[C] Tackle 10

[W] [C] Aqua Stream
This attack does 30 damage to one of your opponents Pokemon.

Weakness: Grass
Resistance: None
Retreat: 1
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Frogadier-HP80- [W]

[C] Corner 20
The defending Pokemon cannot retreat during your opponent's next turn.

[W] [W] Water Splash 20+
Flip a coin. If heads, this attack does 30 more damage.
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Greninja-HP140- [W]

Ability: On the Scene
When you play this Pokemon from your hand to evolve 1 of your Pokemon, you may place 4 damage counters on your opponents Pokemon in any way you like.

[C] [C] [C] Swift 70
This attack isn't affected by weakness, resistance, or any effects that reduce, increase, or prevent damage.

Weakness: Grass
Resistance: None
Retreat: 1
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Bunnelby-HP40-[C]

[C] Scratch 10

[C] [C] Minor Errand-Running
Search your deck for 2 basic energy cards and put them in your hand. Shuffle your deck afterward.

Weakness: Fighting
Resistance: None
Retreat: 2
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Diggersby-HP100- [F]

[C] Crunch 20
Flip a coin. If heads, discard an energy attached to the defending Pokemon.

[C] [C] [C] [C] Rollout 90

Weakness: Grass
Resistance: Electric
Retreat: 3
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RE: Quest for Kalos! Text Based!

Nice cards! Greninja's ability is cool. Also, I'd suggest adding colors so they look less bland.
 
RE: Quest for Kalos! Text Based!

Reggie McGigas said:
Nice cards! Greninja's ability is cool. Also, I'd suggest adding colors so they look less bland.

But I Don't Know How.

Could you teach me? Haha

I tried to make sure all the attacks were balanced. So, if a Pokemon had a really good ability, it's attack would be mostly mediocre.
 
RE: Quest for Kalos! Text Based!

GadgetJax said:
Reggie McGigas said:
Nice cards! Greninja's ability is cool. Also, I'd suggest adding colors so they look less bland.

But I Don't Know How.

Could you teach me? Haha

I tried to make sure all the attacks were balanced. So, if a Pokemon had a really good ability, it's attack would be mostly mediocre.

No, lol. I meant the symbols being the same color as they'd look in the TCG. Look at some of the entries in the May CaC (like mine).
 
RE: Quest for Kalos! Text Based!

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Fletchling-HP40-[C]

[C] Chirp Call
Search your deck for as many Fletchling as you like and put them on your bench. Shuffle your deck afterward.

[C] [C] Fury Attack 10x
Flip 3 coins. This attack does 10 damage times the number of heads.

Weakness: Electric
Resistance: Fighting
Retreat: 1
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Fletchinder-HP70- [R]

[C] Searing Wave 30x
Move all [R] energy attached to this Pokemon back to your deck, then shuffle your deck. This attack does 30 damage times the number of energy you moved.

[R] U-Turn 30
Switch this Pokemon with one of your benched Pokemon.

Weakness: Water
Resistance: Fighting
Retreat: 0
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Talonflame-HP120- [R]

Ability: Flight Instinct
This Pokemon can use all attacks from it's previous evolutions.

[R] [C] [C] Fly 60
Flip a coin. If heads, prevent all effects of attacks, including damage, done to this Pokemon during your opponents next turn. If tails, this attack does nothing.

Weakness: Water
Resistance: Fighting
Retreat: None
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Scatterbug-HP50- [G]

[G] Poison Powder 10
Flip a coin. If heads, the defending Pokemon is poisoned.

Weakness: Fire
Resistance: None
Retreat: None
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Spewpa-HP80- [G]

[C] Protect
Flip a coin. If heads, prevent all effects of attacks, including damage, done to this Pokemon during your opponents next turn.

Weakness: Fire
Resistance: None
Retreat: 3
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RE: Quest for Kalos! Text Based!

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Vivillon-HP130- [G]

Ability: Colors of the Wind
Once during your turn, when you play this Pokemon from your hand to evolve 1 of your Pokemon, you may search your deck for 2 [G] energy and attach them to this Pokemon. Shuffle your deck afterward.

[G] [G] [C] Pollen Cyclone 70
Move a [G] energy attached to this Pokemon to one of your benched Pokemon.

Weakness: Electric
Resistance: Fighting
Retreat: None
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Litleo-70HP- [R]

[C] [C] Scratch 30

Weakness: Water
Resistance: Grass
Retreat: 1
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Pyroar-HP110- [R]

Ability: Leader of the Pride
Each of this Pokemon's attacks does 10 more damage to your opponent's active Pokemon for each of your [R] Pokemon on your bench.

[R] [C] [C] [C] Searing Flame 80
The defending Pokemon is now Burned.

Weakness: Water
Resistance: Grass
Retreat: 2
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Flabebe-HP30- [Y]

[Y] Fairy Wind 20

Weakness: Psychic
Resistance: Dark
Retreat: 1
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Floette-HP70- [Y]

[Y] Leech Seed 20
Heal 10 damage from this Pokemon

Weakness: Psychic
Resistance: Dark
Retreat: 1
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Florges-HP130- [Y]

Ability: Color Bloom
Once during your turn, you may change this Pokemon's type to any other type (Excluding Dragon and Colorless), as long as you have that basic energy attached to this Pokemon.

[Y] [Y] Grass Knot 10+
This attack does 20 more damage for each [C] in your opponent's retreat cost.

Weakness: Psychic
Resistance: Dark
Retreat: 2
 
RE: Quest for Kalos! Text Based!

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Skiddo-HP70- [G]

[C] Tackle 10

[G] [C] Agility 10
Flip a coin. If heads, prevent all effects of attacks, including damage, done to this Pokemon during your opponent's next turn.

Weakness: Fire
Resistance: Water
Retreat: 1
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Gogoat-HP90- [G]

[G] Tag & Rush
Switch this Pokemon with one of your Benched Pokemon. During your next turn, all attacks used by that Pokemon do 30 more damage to your opponent's Active Pokemon(Before applying weakness and resistance.).

[G] [G] [C] Hammer In 60
Discard the top card of your opponent's deck.

Weakness: Fire
Resistance: Water
Retreat: 1
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Pancham-HP60- [F]

[F] Jab 20

Weakness: Psychic
Resistance: None
Retreat: 2
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Pangoro-HP130- [D]

[C] Call for Family
Search your deck for 2 Basic Pokemon and put them on your Bench. Shuffle your deck afterward.

[D] [D] [C] [C] Prideful Fist 80+

This attack does 20 more damage for each prize your opponent has taken.

Weakness: Fairy
Resistance: Psychic
Retreat: 2
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Furfrou-HP90- [C]

[C] Grooming Salon
If there is a Stadium Card in play, search your deck for 2 Basic Energy or 1 Special Energy and attach those energy to 1 of your Pokemon. Shuffle your deck afterward.

[C] [C] [C] Snipe Fang 50
Your opponent reveals his or her hand. Discard a Trainer card you find there.

Weakness: Fighting
Resistance: None
Retreat: 2
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RE: Quest for Kalos! Text Based!

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Espurr-HP50- [P]

[C] Clairvoyant Eye
Look at the top 3 cards of your deck, then put them back in any order you like.

[P] [C] Confuse Ray 10
Flip a coin. If heads, the defending Pokemon is now Confused.

Weakness: Psychic
Resistance: None
Retreat: 1
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Meowstic-HP100- [P]

[P] Mind Throw 20
Switch your opponent's active Pokemon with one of his or her benched Pokemon.

[P] [P] [C] Radiant Psy 40x
Reveal the top 3 card of your opponent's deck. This attack does 40 damage times the number of basic Energy cards you find there. Shuffle those cards beck into his or her deck.

Weakness: Psychic
Resistance: None
Retreat: 1
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Honedge-HP60- [M]

[M] Jab 20

Weakness: Fire
Resistance: Psychic
Retreat: 2
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Doublade-HP80- [M]

[M] [C] Random Slash 20+
Flip 2 coins. This attack does 20 more damage for each heads.

Weakness: Fire
Resistance: Psychic
Retreat: 2
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Aegislash-HP150- [M]

[M] Protect
Flip a coin. If heads, prevent all damage from attacks done to this Pokemon during your opponent's next turn.

[M] [C] [C] Regal Strike 50+
If the defending Pokemon is a Pokemon-EX, this attack does 50 more damage and the defending Pokemon is now Paralyzed.

Weakness: Fire
Resistance: Psychic
Retreat: 2
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RE: Quest for Kalos! Text Based!

I'm Back! Well, it's only been about 3 days, but you get the jazz...

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Spritzee-HP40- [Y]

[Y] [C] Quick Attack 20+
Flipa coin. If heads, this attack does 10 more damage.

Weakness: Metal
Resistance: Dragon
Retreat: 1
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Aromatisse-HP100- [Y]

[C] Petal Blessing
For each [Y] Energy attached to this Pokemon, remove 1 damage counter from each of your Pokemon.

[Y] [Y] [C] [C] Pink Meteor 120
During your next turn, this Pokemon's Pink Meteor attack's base damage is 60 instead of 120(Before applying Weakness and Resistance).

Weakness: Metal
Resistance: Dragon
Retreat: 2
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Swirlix-HP50- [Y]

[C] Refresh
Remove 2 Damage counters and all Special Conditions from this Pokemon.

[Y] Tackle 10

Weakness: Metal
Resistance: Darkness
Retreat: None
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Slurpuff-HP90- [Y]

[Y] Sweet Snack
Discard the top 2 cards of your deck, then remove all damage counters from 1 of your Pokemon.

[Y] [C] [C] Fairy Wind 50

Weakness: Metal
Resistance: Darkness
Retreat: 1
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RE: Quest for Kalos! Text Based!

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Inkay-HP60- [D]

[C] Curious Transformation
Reveal one of your face-down Prize Cards. If that card is Malamar, replace it with a card from your hand, then place it on top of this Pokemon (This counts as evolving this Pokemon.). If not, put it back face-down.

[D] [C] Pound 20

Weakness: Fighting
Resistance: Psychic
Retreat: 1
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Malamar-HP100- [D]

[C] Psymagnet 20
Discard as many [P] energy as you like from your hand. For each one you discarded, draw a card.

[D] [D] [C] Fury Swipes 40x
Flip 3 coins. This attacks does 40 damage times the number of heads.
Weakness: Fighting
Resistance: Psychic
Retreat: 1
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Binacle-HP70- [F]

[C] [C] Fury Swipes 20x
Flip 3 coins. This attack does 20 damage times the number of heads.

Weakness: Grass
Resistance: Electric
Retreat: 3
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Barbaracle-HP120- [F]

Ability: Seven Force
Once during your turn, if you have exactly 7 cards in your hand, you may place a damage counter on each of your opponent's Pokemon.

[F] [F] [F] Mountain Cracker 60x
Discard the top 3 cards of your deck. This attack does 60 damage times the number of Trainer Cards you discarded.

Weakness: Grass
Resistance: Electric
Retreat: 4
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RE: All the Kalos Pokemon in Text Form, because I roll that way!

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Skrelp-HP50- [P]

Ability: Trench Evolution
If this Pokemon has any [W] energy attached to it, you may evolve it during the first turn of the game or the first turn you played it.

[P] Smokescreen 10
If your opponent tries to attack this Pokemon during your opponent's next turn, flip a coin. If tails, the attack does nothing.

Weakness: Psychic
Resistance: None
Retreat: 1
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Dragalge-HP110- [N]

[W] [C] [C] Dragon Breath 60
Flip a coin. If heads, the defending Pokemon is now Paralyzed.

[P] [P] [C] [C] Poison Typhoon 80
Flip a coin. If heads, the defending Pokemon is now Poisoned. If tails, place 2 damage counters on each of your opponent's benched Pokemon.

Weakness: Fairy
Resistance: None
Retreat: 1
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Clauncher-HP60- [W]

[C] Tackle 10

[W] [C] Ambush 20+
Flip a coin. If heads, this attack does 20 more damage.

Weakness: Electric
Resistance: Fire
Retreat: 1
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Clawitzer-HP120- [W]

[W] Rust Hammer 60-
Discard the top card of your deck. If that card is a basic Energy card, This attack does 40 less damage.

[C] [C] [C] [C] Hyper Beam 70
Flip a coin. If heads, discard an energy attached to the defending Pokemon.

Weakness: Electric
Resistance: Fire
Retreat: 2
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Helioptile-HP50- [L]

[C] Thundershock 10
Flip a coin. If heads, the defending Pokemon is now Paralyzed.

Weakness: Fighting
Resistance: Metal
Retreat: 1
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Heliolisk-HP100- [L]

Ability: Master's Trill
When you play this Pokemon from your hand to evolve 1 of your Pokemon, discard the top 2 cards of your deck. If either of those cards is a Supporter, the defending Pokemon is now paralyzed.

[L] [C] [C] Flash Impact 80
This attack does 30 damage to 1 of your Pokemon (Don't apply weakness or resistance.).

Weakness: Fighting
Resistance: Metal
Retreat: None
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Tyrunt-HP80- [F]
Put this card onto the bench only through the effects of Jaw Fossil.

[F] Bash 20

[F] [C] [C] Shatter 60
Discard any Stadium card in play.

Weakness: Water
Resistance: Lightning
Retreat: 2
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Tyrantrum-HP140- [N]

[F] [F] Sharp Fang 50

[L] [L] [F] Extinction Meteor 80+
You may knock out this Pokemon. If you do, this attack does 80 more damage and discard the top 3 cards of your opponent's deck.

Weakness: Dragon
Resistance: None
Retreat: 4
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You're flying through these! I'm loving them, too. Are you going to move onto another region (perhaps, say, Hoenn) after you complete the Kalos 'dex?
 
CMP said:
You're flying through these! I'm loving them, too. Are you going to move onto another region (perhaps, say, Hoenn) after you complete the Kalos 'dex?

I wanted to complete Kalos, do some Mega's, then maybe go on to do Hoenn. Seems like a lot of people are hyped for ORAS, so why not?
 
GadgetJax said:
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Tyrantrum-HP140- [N]

[F] [F] Sharp Fang 50

[L] [L] [F] Extinction Meteor 80+
You may knock out this Pokemon. If you do, this attack does 80 more damage and discard the top 3 cards of your opponent's deck.

Weakness: Dragon
Resistance: None
Retreat: 4
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So happy to see you went Dragon for Tyrantrum...I was sad to see them go Fighting in Rising Fist. I know it's the Fighting-type expansion, but who could pass up something as unique as a Dragon-type fossil?
 
Amperglyph said:
GadgetJax said:
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Tyrantrum-HP140- [N]

[F] [F] Sharp Fang 50

[L] [L] [F] Extinction Meteor 80+
You may knock out this Pokemon. If you do, this attack does 80 more damage and discard the top 3 cards of your opponent's deck.

Weakness: Dragon
Resistance: None
Retreat: 4
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So happy to see you went Dragon for Tyrantrum...I was sad to see them go Fighting in Rising Fist. I know it's the Fighting-type expansion, but who could pass up something as unique as a Dragon-type fossil?

I couldn't agree with you any more. I was going to make him use Fire and Fighting energy, but I used Lightning and Fighting instead, since there are only 3 [L] types in gen. 6.
 
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Amaura-HP80- [W]
Put this card onto the bench only through the effects of Sail Fossil

[C] Tackle 10

[W] [W] Ice Beam 30
Flip a coin. If heads, the defending Pokemon is paralyzed.

Weakness: Metal
Resistance: None
Retreat: 1
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Aurorus-HP120- [W]

Ability: Peak Sleet
Once during your turn, you may discard the top card of your deck, then place 2 damage counters on each of your opponent's Pokemon-EX.

[W] [W] [C] Freeze Limit 140
This Pokemon does 40 damage to itself.

Weakness: Metal
Resistance: None
Retreat: 2
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Sylveon-HP90- [Y]

[C] Rebound 20+
Move all [Y] energy attach to this Pokemon back to your hand. This attack does 30 more damage for each energy you moved.

[Y] [C] Moon Dance
Shuffle your hand into your deck, then search your deck for a Supporter and a basic energy card and put them into your hand. Shuffle your deck afterward.

Weakness: Metal
Resistance: Dragon
Retreat: None
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Hawlucha-HP80- [F]

Ability: Luchador's Shield
Each of your Pokemon in play that has any [F] energy attached to it can't be Poisoned or Burned.

[C] [C] [C] Brave Bird 80
This Pokemon does 20 damage to itself.

Weakness: Psychic
Resistance: None
Retreat: None
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Dedenne-HP70- [L]

[C] Charge
Search your deck for a [L] energy and attach it to one of your Pokemon. Shuffle your deck afterward.

[L] [C] Slow Spark
At the end of your next turn, place 2 damage counters on each of your opponents Pokemon.

Weakness: Fighting
Resistance: Steel
Retreat: 1
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Carbink-HP60- [Y]

Ability: Attendant
Once during your turn, if Diancie, Diancie-EX, or M. Diancie-EX is your active Pokemon, you may remove 3 damage counters from your active Pokemon.

[Y] [Y] Lunar Chant 20x
This attack does 20 damage times the number of Carbink you have in play.

Weakness: Psychic
Resistance: Dragon
Retreat: 2
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Goomy-HP30- [N]

[W] Slap 10

[W] [Y] Pound 30

Weakness: Dragon
Resistance: None
Retreat: 1
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Sligoo-HP60- [N]

[C] Recover
Heal 30 damage from this Pokemon.

[W] [Y] [C] Swift 60
This attack isn't affected by weakness, resistance, or any effects that reduce, increase, or prevent damage.

Weakness: Dragon
Resistance: None
Retreat: 1
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Goodra-HP160- [N]

Ability: Sacred Repel
When you play this Pokemon from your hand to evolve 1 of your Pokemon, you may discard a Special Energy attached to one of your opponent's Pokemon.

[W] [W] [Y] Draco Meteor 120
During your next turn, this attack's base damage is 80 instead of 120.

Weakness: Dragon
Resistance: None
Retreat: 2
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Klefki-HP70- [M]

Ability: Keychain
All Energy attached to this Pokemon cannot be discarded by your opponent's attacks (You still must discard the energy if this Pokemon is knocked out.).

[M] [M] Knock Back 40
Your opponent switches the defending Pokemon with 1 of his or her benched Pokemon.

Weakness: Fire
Resistance: Psychic
Retreat: 2
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Phantump-HP60- [P]

[P] Confuse Ray
Flip a coin. If heads, the defending Pokemon is now confused.

[C] [C] Headbutt 20

Weakness: Dark
Resistance: Fighting
Retreat: 1
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Trevenant-HP120- [P]

Ability: Haunted Woods
If this Pokemon has a Tool Card attached to it, prevent all effects of Stadium cards.

[P] [C] [C] [C] [C] Ghost Hook 60+
This attack does 20 more damage for each [G] Energy attached to this Pokemon.

Weakness: Dark
Resistance: Fighting
Retreat: 4
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Pumpkaboo-HP40- [G]

[C] Ram 10

Weakness: Fire
Resistance: Water
Retreat: 1
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Gourgeist-HP90- [G]

[G] [G] Moss Lariat
This attack does 30 damage to 2 of your opponent's Pokemon (Don't apply weakness and resistance for benched Pokemon.)

[C] [C] [C] Devolution Ray 70
You may discard a [P] energy attached to this Pokemon. If you do, devolve the Defending Pokémon and put the highest Stage Evolution card on it into your opponent's hand.

Weakness: Fire
Resistance: Water
Retreat: 1
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Bergmite-HP50- [W]

[W] Freeze
The defending Pokemon is now Asleep.

[C] [C] [C] Mini-Blizzard
Place 4 damage counters on your opponent's Pokemon in any way you like.

Weakness: Metal
Resistance: None
Retreat: 1
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Avalugg-HP130- [W]

[C] Cargo Transport
Search your deck for an Item card and a basic Energy card and put them in your hand. Shuffle your deck afterward.

[W] [W] [W] Aurora Beam 90
Discard 2 energy attached to this Pokemon. The defending Pokemon is now Paralyzed.

Weakness: Metal
Resistance: None
Retreat: 3
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