Here's a pie, NOW EAT IT! (you-person-person-you)

[Snorchu]

You are presented with a random object and a random command associated with said object. You must do some other random thing with the object, then present the next poster with a random object and command of your own devising.

Ex:
Mario: Here's a football, NOW THROW IT!

Luigi: I chisel it!
Here's a Koopa, NOW STOMP ON IT!

Mario: I cook it into a stew.
Here's a pipe, NOW KILL IT!

Peach: I throw it at the next poster.

And so on.

I'll start.

Here's a pie, NOW EAT IT!!!

 

[Zyflair]

I pie someone with it!

Here's homework! Now SHRED it!!

 

[LordZapdos]

I burn it!

Here's a dog SAVE IT!

 

[Mapleboy86]

I eat it!

Here's a monkey LOVE IT!

 

[xtrabaggage]

I forget to love it and leave it alone at wal*mart

Heres a shoe now put it on fire and make it fight John Cena

 

[godzilla898]

I train it!

Here's some metal WELD IT!

 

[Snorchu]

I throw it at the Iraqi journalist who threw the shoes at Bush. (Not like I admire Bush or anything, I just don't want him dead.)

Here's China, NOW VISIT IT!

 

[Mapleboy86]

I eat it!

Here's bad advice FOLLOW IT!

 

[godzilla898]

I tell it to someone else!

Here's a present OPEN IT!

 

[Snorchu]

I give it to my girlfriend.

Here's an iPod, now LISTEN TO ITS MUSIC!!

 

[Slowpoke127]

i eat it


heres a slowpoke now adopt it!

 

[Mapleboy86]

^ copycat

I cut off its tail and sell* it.

Here's a pokemon, CAPTURE IT!

*sell = eat

 

[Bob Franklin]

I befriend it.

Here's some Magic* cards now BURN IT

(Magic TCG/CCG)

 

[godzilla898]

I play it!

Here's some paper SHRED IT!

 

[Snorchu]

I write on it.

Here's the last post on page one, now REPLY TO IT!!!

 

[Flygon Jedi Master]

I reply to it...accidentally...

Here's some Tie Fighters, now USE THE FORCE!

 

[xtrabaggage]

Why the force? I get a rocket launcher with unlimited ammo and blast them

Here a circle O NOW DRAW A SMILEY FACE IN IT!!

 

[godzilla898]

I draw an unhappy face!

Here's a stew COOK IT!

 

[The Fallen One]

I eat it.

Here's a theme deck, PLAY IT!

 

[One Approved]

I fix it (if possible)

Here's Darth Vader, now TURN HIM GOOD!