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But... What if you don't have the physical form of Pokemon cards?! I play the online version, where the cards themselves are tied to my account, and I'm not sure if blending my hard drive would work to eliminate them permanently. xD
 
Lanstar said:
But... What if you don't have the physical form of Pokemon cards?! I play the online version, where the cards themselves are tied to my account, and I'm not sure if blending my hard drive would work to eliminate them permanently. xD
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This is fantastic. I actually hate when people do this to their cards but just reading the recipes for cards you can toss in the garbage disposal was hilarious. [insert clapping hands emoji]
 
I am a tournament destroyer and I am looking for a more competitive way to destroy my cards. How would one vaporize or melt their cards? Seems like a possible rouge strategy in the current meta-game.
 
I enjoyed the idea of “Flip it or Rip it” it would significantly reduce the number extra, unused cards I have sitting in a box lol
 
Just make crafts out of your useless Commons/Uncommons/Energy Cards. I've seen some people do that, e. g. a "deck box" made of Basic Energy cards.
 
Elbow said:
I am a tournament destroyer and I am looking for a more competitive way to destroy my cards. How would one vaporize or melt their cards? Seems like a possible rogue strategy in the current meta-game.
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I'd just put them in my oven and press "Clean"
And if you are trying to transport this to a tournament, I recommend always bringing a deadly Easy Bake Oven with you.
 
TheUltimateAbsol said:
I'd just put them in my oven and press "Clean"
And if you are trying to transport this to a tournament, I recommend always bringing a deadly Easy Bake Oven with you.
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The only problem with this is all of the burners around right now. They will easily defeat the Baker strat. Are there other ways that the concept can overcome the heat? Seems good in theory though.
 
Elbow said:
The only problem with this is all of the burners around right now. They will easily defeat the Baker strat. Are there other ways that the concept can overcome the heat? Seems good in theory though.
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My mixtape is so hot it vaporized the sun. I guess that could work.
 
Wow, I can't believe you decided to get rid of your collection immediately after opening a box. What a waste!
 
As the TCGplayer employee who mailed you that box of cards, I'm glad to see they went to good use!
(But seriously, I made an account just to tell you how hilarious this article was. Good work!)
 
it was an important day, i had a tourney to go to, but when i got there i found out my dog ate my deck! damn homework i also had in my bag was spotless though!
 
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