Most Pathetic Video Game Enemies EVER

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Alright, so recently I've been playing a cool little game called Blue Dragon. It's not without its flaws, but one of the greatest things about this game are its enemy designs. You battle a huge selection of crazy things, from Steel Eating Tigers to Man Eating Trees.

You also battle this.

PooSnake.jpg


This, ladies and gentlemen, is a Poo Snake. And it's got my vote for the most pathetic video game enemy ever.

What gets your vote?
 
Worthless Protoplasm from Earthbound. Looks like Poo Snake but without the hands, mouth, snake and feet.
 
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'nough said


Also- I'd say another pathetic enemy(well, a boss) I've faced would be the Aparoid Queen in Star Fox assault. She was waayyy too easy, the only hard part was reaching her. Even Andrew Oikonny seemed easier.
 
I actually have the most pathetic video game boss of all time, and the most pathetic end-game boss of all time in one great package:

The Leader from Incredible Hulk (for one of the old systems, probably SNES, NES, possibly even Nintendo 64, I can't quite remember).

In any case, The Leader is the end-game boss of the Incredible Hulk. You'd think he'd be super-hard, or something, but... he isn't. He does absolutely nothing to you, and he cannot hurt you no matter what you do. He just stands there... doing absolutely nothing! All you have to do to beat him is use an Uppercut, and he goes flying down a pit of doom of sorts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNUNLh2YF9Q&feature=related

I think I win.
 
I do think that PokeChamp wins, but I have something pretty close.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS_zWW9jJ34
 
Im gona have to say that Sephiroth is the weakest of them all:

http://www.testriffic.com/resultfiles/24913sephiroth_darkandlight_2.jpg

Jokes aside Im gona have to say the Dahaka from prince of persia 2, I expected more :'(

http://images.techtree.com/ttimages/story/72476_dahaka.jpg
 
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Yepppppppp, it's CloudNCandy. The easiest boss in one of the easiest platformers ever (yes, I know, it IS a boss character, no mistake). CloudNCandy's main form of offense is to jump at you incredibly slowly. How do you defeat him? By eating him, of course! And each time you eat a piece, you regain health. I think it's pretty much impossible to lose this battle.
 
scampy said:
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Yepppppppp, it's CloudNCandy. The easiest boss in one of the easiest platformers ever (yes, I know, it IS a boss character, no mistake). CloudNCandy's main form of offense is to jump at you incredibly slowly. How do you defeat him? By eating him, of course! And each time you eat a piece, you regain health. I think it's pretty much impossible to lose this battle.
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Oh, come on, the Waddle Dee from the Kirby Super Star Arena easily beats this one...
(The Kirby Super Star Ultra one ACTUALLY MOVES :O)
 
The original Kirby Super Star one isn't a sailor, and just jumps in place. The only way of losing to it is running into it a couple of times...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Uu0dyH9CU Only vid I could find...
 
Spoon, I completely forgot about that one. :eek:
In KSSU, he has a ridiculously high amount of health, but you can still defeat him by inhaling him. =P
 
@Spwn: Yes it is in KSSU...from what I remember anyways. The vid is from Kirby Super Fun Pack, the predecessor if you will.
 
black knight from the FE series for GC and Wii

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/fireemblem/images/thumb/a/a7/Ferd-black-knight.jpg/250px-Ferd-black-knight.jpg
 
What gets my vote?
Dialga/Palkia, because of reasons that I'm sure I don't have to explain.
Or the final boss of Sonic Chronicles. If you get the action command perfect, you automatically win the battle. (If you don't get it perfect you have to try again until you do, but by this point in the game that shouldn't be a problem.)
I've heard the final boss Yu Yevon of FFX is impossible to lose against also.
 
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