Enjoy: (PMJ sux)
Chapter 1... The beginning
"Use Volt Tackle again, Pikachu!" Ash said.
Pikachu did as its master, Ash, had commanded again. They had been practicing Volt Tackle all day without any breaks. If only Ash knew how hard it was to use Volt Tackle. He wouldn't be commanding so much of Pikachu if he did.
"Let's call it a day, Pikachu. Let's get up nice and early tomorrow, so we can practice Volt Tackle some more," Ash said.
That night, Pikachu wished that Ash would become a Pikachu to show him how hard doing Volt Tackle is. Pikachu knew that the wish wouldn't come true, but it still wanted to wish.
The next morning, there was a Pikachu on the floor, but no trainer in the bed. Outside, there was another Pikachu. This Pikachu was not normal at all. In its own way, it was laughing. This wasn't laughing at something funny, it was laughing devilishly. The Pikachu outside went inside to wake up the other Pikachu.
After the Pikachu woke up the other Pikachu, there was chaos all over the Pokémon Center. There was a talking Pikachu complaining about being a trainer who transformed into a Pikachu, there was a talking spoon talking about living in Belgium, there was Nurse Joy trying to calm the chaos by yelling, and there was Brock yelling to try to help Nurse Joy in calming the chaos. Eventually, the talking Pikachu went outside with the other Pikachu.
Suddenly, a Jirachi came flying from the sky.
"I have aided you in your attempts to try to help your trainer, Ash, understand how you feel using Volt Tackle. You now have the ability to transform him into a Pokémon at will. You simply have to wish it up, and it will happen," the Jirachi said.
Ash (being a Pikachu now) asked Pikachu to transform him back.
Pikachu's only reply was asking Ash to use volt tackle 5 times.
Ash, being a Pokémon for the first time, had no idea how to use attacks. Pikachu instructed to imagine the attack, and then it will happen. Ash did as instructed. After one Volt Tackle, Ash fainted.
There Ash was, lying in bed again. This time, he was back a human. "I'm glad that was just a dream," he said.
Ash’s Pikachu was lying on the ground with a very devilish smile when Ash woke up.
Chapter 2: The Spoon
There Ash was... standing on a stage as a Kadabra holding a spoon. How Pikachu got him into this mess, he would never know.
Ash was supposed to be part of a Pokémon circus where Pokémon show off their talents. He imagined the spoon bending, and it did. Suddenly, the spoon yelled out, "YE WHO TAMPER WITH THE WAYS OF HEAVEN SHALL BE CURSED FOR ETERNITY!"
The spoon transformed into a cross between a mew, and a person. He had the tail, and ears of a mew, but the body of a human.
Ash (who wasn't surprised by anything anymore) used Psychic to explode the circus. The last thing he wanted was a cross between a human and a Mew following him around with his "curses". Ash commanded Pikachu to turn him back into a human. Surprisingly enough, Pikachu did as he was told.
Back at the Pokémon Center, Ash did research on Jirachi, and its wishing powers. The computer said that Jirachi's wishes only last for a few days. After reading this, Ash made a sigh of relief. At that moment, the Mew-human cross jumped out of nowhere.
"Not true is this article you read, after I, Tom, casted my spell on you," the Mew-human cross (apparently named Tom) said.
Ash replied, "So I'm going to be at Pikachu's mercy all of my life?"
"Yup."
"And are you going to follow me around too?"
"Yup."
"Do you honestly expect me to live with this?"
"Yup."
After that last "yup", Ash walked out the door. He went to Officer Jenny to get a gun. Right before he was about to shoot himself, he transformed into a Magikarp. Again, Tom jumped out of nowhere, and said, "Do you honestly expect me to allow you to kill yourself? This will happen every time you try killing yourself."
Getting back to his human body, Ash yelled, "Why me?!"
Chapter 3: The Dawn in May
A week after Jirachi granted Pikachu's wish, Ash woke up
surprised. This was not because Pikachu transformed Ash randomly.
In fact, it was because Pikachu didn't transform Ash into a
Pokémon. Something was odd...
Ash checked his calendar. It was May 1st. Since Pikachu didn't
play with Ash's body, Ash decided to go to sleep. What he didn't
know is that Pikachu sensed Jirachi outside, and rushed outside to
see it... forgetting about transforming Ash.
A few minutes later, someone poked Ash. Ash said, "What do you
want Tom?"
To Ash's surprise, the person who poked him spoke in a girl's
voice. She said, "I'm not Tom. I am Pip... Dawn."
Ash opened his eyes to see whose voice it was. It turned out that
the voice came from a small blue penguin.
Outside, there was a 14 year old girl, Ash's Pikachu, and Jirachi.
All the girl was saying was "Piplup. Piplup. Piplup."
Ash went outside to try to listen in on what Jirachi was telling
the girl. From what Ash understood, the girl's Piplup got to
control the girl's body (and vice versa) for 2 hours out of the
day.
The Piplup explained that she heard that Ash and Pikachu had a
problem like hers, so she wanted to ask about it. Ash just pushed
her away saying he didn't want any questions.
The Piplup went back outside to ask the Jirachi about the "curse".
When the Piplup asked why Jirachi did it, Jirachi's only response
was "All your base are belong to us!"
After a few hours of nothing cool, the girl started speaking in
English again. "I've had about enough of this!" she said.
Ash (in love with the girl by now), asked the girl her name.
"Dawn" was her answer.
Ash went up to her to get a better look at her. Her response to
this motion was to slap him away.
Since Ash didn't think it was honorable to be pushed around by a
girl, he kicked her back. What he didn't know was that there was
a 100 foot fall behind her. She fell back to her death.
Randomly, Tom popped out of nowhere, and said, "Oh well... you
will never have a girl friend that understands you."
Ash (forgetting about Tom's curse), jumped off the edge to kill
himself as well. He immediately transformed into a Skarmory, and
flew away. When he got to the ground as a Skarmory, he saw Dawn
crack her skull on the ground.
To prevent being seen with a lame trainer, Pikachu immediately
transformed Ash into a Squirtle, so he could go into his shell to
cry.
Eventually, Ash forgot about it, and brought Pikachu back to the
Pokémon Center as a Rapidash.
Chapter 4: The Revenge!
"Use Volt Tackle again!" an oddly familiar voice said.
Pikachu did as its master had commanded again. They had been practicing Volt Tackle all day without any breaks.
"Let's call it a day, Pikachu. Let's get up nice and early tomorrow, so we can practice Volt Tackle some more," that person said.
The only thing was that there were no people on the training ground. A Pikachu was giving the orders to another Pikachu.
Refusing to do the attack, Ash (the Pikachu), started to run. Because of his disobedience, Ash transformed into a Slugma.
Pikachu, having its powers for about a month now, has learned to make Ash transform into a Pokémon in less than half a second. Also, Pikachu has learned how to talk to give commands to Ash when he's in Pokémon form.
Ash (who's been a Pokémon more times than he can remember) has learned how to do attacks as well, or even better, then a real Pokémon. Ash needed a way to get back at Pikachu.
Tom heard Ash plotting, so he called Jirachi. Jirachi, annoyed by how many times he's been used, didn't come. Tom explained the situation, so Jirachi decided to come out.
"What is it you want me to do now?" Jirachi asked.
"I want you to continue making Ash's life miserable. Deny his requests." Tom answered"
"I can't do that. I respond to all wishes"
"Fine then... I wish that you do not grant any of Ash's wishes"
"DONE!"
So that's how it happened. As Tom had expected, Ash asked Jirachi for Pikachu to die, but Jirachi said that he couldn't do that. Ash, mad about Jirachi not granting his wish, went back to Pikachu with another plan.
"Can you do a favor for me?" Ash said to a Pokémon.
Unable to respond, the Pokémon looked at Ash with a confused look on his face.
"I need you to enter the dreams of my Pikachu, and make it scared to transform me into a Pokémon." Ash said.
The Drowzee nodded with a confused look on his face.
That night, the Drowzee did as it was told. It went into Pikachu's dreams, and made Pikachu very afraid of making Ash a Pokémon.
That morning, instead of making Ash a Pokémon, Pikachu hid from Ash.
"How about this. Why don't you just make me a Pokémon when I tell you to?" Ash offered.
"Ok," Pikachu said.
"Now that you two have agreed on how to use your powers, lemme bring you somewhere," Tom said.
Chapter 1... The beginning
"Use Volt Tackle again, Pikachu!" Ash said.
Pikachu did as its master, Ash, had commanded again. They had been practicing Volt Tackle all day without any breaks. If only Ash knew how hard it was to use Volt Tackle. He wouldn't be commanding so much of Pikachu if he did.
"Let's call it a day, Pikachu. Let's get up nice and early tomorrow, so we can practice Volt Tackle some more," Ash said.
That night, Pikachu wished that Ash would become a Pikachu to show him how hard doing Volt Tackle is. Pikachu knew that the wish wouldn't come true, but it still wanted to wish.
The next morning, there was a Pikachu on the floor, but no trainer in the bed. Outside, there was another Pikachu. This Pikachu was not normal at all. In its own way, it was laughing. This wasn't laughing at something funny, it was laughing devilishly. The Pikachu outside went inside to wake up the other Pikachu.
After the Pikachu woke up the other Pikachu, there was chaos all over the Pokémon Center. There was a talking Pikachu complaining about being a trainer who transformed into a Pikachu, there was a talking spoon talking about living in Belgium, there was Nurse Joy trying to calm the chaos by yelling, and there was Brock yelling to try to help Nurse Joy in calming the chaos. Eventually, the talking Pikachu went outside with the other Pikachu.
Suddenly, a Jirachi came flying from the sky.
"I have aided you in your attempts to try to help your trainer, Ash, understand how you feel using Volt Tackle. You now have the ability to transform him into a Pokémon at will. You simply have to wish it up, and it will happen," the Jirachi said.
Ash (being a Pikachu now) asked Pikachu to transform him back.
Pikachu's only reply was asking Ash to use volt tackle 5 times.
Ash, being a Pokémon for the first time, had no idea how to use attacks. Pikachu instructed to imagine the attack, and then it will happen. Ash did as instructed. After one Volt Tackle, Ash fainted.
There Ash was, lying in bed again. This time, he was back a human. "I'm glad that was just a dream," he said.
Ash’s Pikachu was lying on the ground with a very devilish smile when Ash woke up.
Chapter 2: The Spoon
There Ash was... standing on a stage as a Kadabra holding a spoon. How Pikachu got him into this mess, he would never know.
Ash was supposed to be part of a Pokémon circus where Pokémon show off their talents. He imagined the spoon bending, and it did. Suddenly, the spoon yelled out, "YE WHO TAMPER WITH THE WAYS OF HEAVEN SHALL BE CURSED FOR ETERNITY!"
The spoon transformed into a cross between a mew, and a person. He had the tail, and ears of a mew, but the body of a human.
Ash (who wasn't surprised by anything anymore) used Psychic to explode the circus. The last thing he wanted was a cross between a human and a Mew following him around with his "curses". Ash commanded Pikachu to turn him back into a human. Surprisingly enough, Pikachu did as he was told.
Back at the Pokémon Center, Ash did research on Jirachi, and its wishing powers. The computer said that Jirachi's wishes only last for a few days. After reading this, Ash made a sigh of relief. At that moment, the Mew-human cross jumped out of nowhere.
"Not true is this article you read, after I, Tom, casted my spell on you," the Mew-human cross (apparently named Tom) said.
Ash replied, "So I'm going to be at Pikachu's mercy all of my life?"
"Yup."
"And are you going to follow me around too?"
"Yup."
"Do you honestly expect me to live with this?"
"Yup."
After that last "yup", Ash walked out the door. He went to Officer Jenny to get a gun. Right before he was about to shoot himself, he transformed into a Magikarp. Again, Tom jumped out of nowhere, and said, "Do you honestly expect me to allow you to kill yourself? This will happen every time you try killing yourself."
Getting back to his human body, Ash yelled, "Why me?!"
Chapter 3: The Dawn in May
A week after Jirachi granted Pikachu's wish, Ash woke up
surprised. This was not because Pikachu transformed Ash randomly.
In fact, it was because Pikachu didn't transform Ash into a
Pokémon. Something was odd...
Ash checked his calendar. It was May 1st. Since Pikachu didn't
play with Ash's body, Ash decided to go to sleep. What he didn't
know is that Pikachu sensed Jirachi outside, and rushed outside to
see it... forgetting about transforming Ash.
A few minutes later, someone poked Ash. Ash said, "What do you
want Tom?"
To Ash's surprise, the person who poked him spoke in a girl's
voice. She said, "I'm not Tom. I am Pip... Dawn."
Ash opened his eyes to see whose voice it was. It turned out that
the voice came from a small blue penguin.
Outside, there was a 14 year old girl, Ash's Pikachu, and Jirachi.
All the girl was saying was "Piplup. Piplup. Piplup."
Ash went outside to try to listen in on what Jirachi was telling
the girl. From what Ash understood, the girl's Piplup got to
control the girl's body (and vice versa) for 2 hours out of the
day.
The Piplup explained that she heard that Ash and Pikachu had a
problem like hers, so she wanted to ask about it. Ash just pushed
her away saying he didn't want any questions.
The Piplup went back outside to ask the Jirachi about the "curse".
When the Piplup asked why Jirachi did it, Jirachi's only response
was "All your base are belong to us!"
After a few hours of nothing cool, the girl started speaking in
English again. "I've had about enough of this!" she said.
Ash (in love with the girl by now), asked the girl her name.
"Dawn" was her answer.
Ash went up to her to get a better look at her. Her response to
this motion was to slap him away.
Since Ash didn't think it was honorable to be pushed around by a
girl, he kicked her back. What he didn't know was that there was
a 100 foot fall behind her. She fell back to her death.
Randomly, Tom popped out of nowhere, and said, "Oh well... you
will never have a girl friend that understands you."
Ash (forgetting about Tom's curse), jumped off the edge to kill
himself as well. He immediately transformed into a Skarmory, and
flew away. When he got to the ground as a Skarmory, he saw Dawn
crack her skull on the ground.
To prevent being seen with a lame trainer, Pikachu immediately
transformed Ash into a Squirtle, so he could go into his shell to
cry.
Eventually, Ash forgot about it, and brought Pikachu back to the
Pokémon Center as a Rapidash.
Chapter 4: The Revenge!
"Use Volt Tackle again!" an oddly familiar voice said.
Pikachu did as its master had commanded again. They had been practicing Volt Tackle all day without any breaks.
"Let's call it a day, Pikachu. Let's get up nice and early tomorrow, so we can practice Volt Tackle some more," that person said.
The only thing was that there were no people on the training ground. A Pikachu was giving the orders to another Pikachu.
Refusing to do the attack, Ash (the Pikachu), started to run. Because of his disobedience, Ash transformed into a Slugma.
Pikachu, having its powers for about a month now, has learned to make Ash transform into a Pokémon in less than half a second. Also, Pikachu has learned how to talk to give commands to Ash when he's in Pokémon form.
Ash (who's been a Pokémon more times than he can remember) has learned how to do attacks as well, or even better, then a real Pokémon. Ash needed a way to get back at Pikachu.
Tom heard Ash plotting, so he called Jirachi. Jirachi, annoyed by how many times he's been used, didn't come. Tom explained the situation, so Jirachi decided to come out.
"What is it you want me to do now?" Jirachi asked.
"I want you to continue making Ash's life miserable. Deny his requests." Tom answered"
"I can't do that. I respond to all wishes"
"Fine then... I wish that you do not grant any of Ash's wishes"
"DONE!"
So that's how it happened. As Tom had expected, Ash asked Jirachi for Pikachu to die, but Jirachi said that he couldn't do that. Ash, mad about Jirachi not granting his wish, went back to Pikachu with another plan.
"Can you do a favor for me?" Ash said to a Pokémon.
Unable to respond, the Pokémon looked at Ash with a confused look on his face.
"I need you to enter the dreams of my Pikachu, and make it scared to transform me into a Pokémon." Ash said.
The Drowzee nodded with a confused look on his face.
That night, the Drowzee did as it was told. It went into Pikachu's dreams, and made Pikachu very afraid of making Ash a Pokémon.
That morning, instead of making Ash a Pokémon, Pikachu hid from Ash.
"How about this. Why don't you just make me a Pokémon when I tell you to?" Ash offered.
"Ok," Pikachu said.
"Now that you two have agreed on how to use your powers, lemme bring you somewhere," Tom said.
