Another little thing from 2010. It was originally a prank/troll thing, where, at the very end, the last two words were "The Game", to make my friends laugh/rage. I've cut that out though, so don't worry.
Pokeballs are just man-made, hinged spheres that transfer Pokemon matter into energy.
Capture Stylers are just arena-trap devices mounted on a wrist strap used to temporarily put a Pokemon under your control.
The whole PC Storage System is just one big data bank of transferred Pokeman matter stored as energy and data.
Pokemon healing machines are nothing more than energy batteries that pump the energy back into the Pokemon, where as Potions are liquids and sprays that renew a Pokemons energy. This energy allows them to pit themselves against other Pokemon for cash rewards and power. Sweet, sweet power.
Pokedexs are nothing but field guides and source books, providing a certain amount of ease to Pokemon trainers.
Pokemon are constantly being created in labs. Porygon, made out of computer data. Is this really natural?Porygon 2 was just compiled over in Johto. Arceus knows what Porygon-Z will be like.
Cinibar Island, mostly destroyed. Some say due to the underwater volcano. I say due to a terribly powerful man-made Pokemon going berserk.
Grimers, Muks, Koffings, Wheezings, all of them, polluting the water. Studies show that these Poison-Types do not have a natural amount of toxins inside them- the toxin level is too high.
Ditto, the Transform Pokemon, is a pink, jell-like creature. No bones, no nerves. Studies show that two Dittos, or, Ditti, cannot produce an off spring. So here’s the question- Where do they all come from?
Everyday, we’re finding out how to Evolve certain Pokemon using mysterious items, methods, and locations.
All over the world, strange occurrences are happening. A bright fire from the top of the tower in Ercuteak. Massive flood in Hoenn. Time ripping itself apart from the top of Mt. Coronet. A eruption at Mt. Stark. An alien Pokemon from Hoenn. Alien Pokemon in Mt.Moon.
This whole crazy world continues to advance in making new technology, discovering new Pokemon- But at what cost? Everyday, one evil team or another is up to no good, and we leave it to some kids to save us. Either deceased Pokemon are being tampered with, a company raided, a radio tower is hi-jacked, some eco-freaks want this or that, some Slowpoke tails are being whacked off, or some extremist wants to create life again as he sees fit. And why? To prove a silly point? To gain “Rare and powerful Pokemon for the glory of Team Rocket”? To expand the land or sea? Why? When will we all band together and solve (or resolve) things together?
New discoveries come at a cost. Men snap, go insane, at trying to make a new world. Power hungry men forget their morals, their family. Sides conflict over views that are balanced as they are. It’s all pointless. Pointless, pointless…..
This world is so mad that we need a Global Police Force, an International Police agency, and Pokemon Ranger units to make sure things run smoothly. Have we lost the ability to maintain our own world? Have we become so caught up in Pokemon and their capabilities and secrets to take care for ourselves?
Just reported, a boy, amazingly talented at Pokemon battling, went crazy on Mt. Silver training his Pokemon. A Gym Leader in Sunnyshore City is constantly depressed. I wonder why.
Power, technology, silly, radical dreams- These aren’t natural to the world of Pokemon. They never have been, never will be. There was a time long ago when people and Pokemon loved together in peace, nothing modern to obscure their serenity, their equality. But now we’re Evolving Magikarps to fast, making ‘em go all crazy and what have you. Sure, Evolutionary Stones are one thing, but radio waves?
I urge every single one of you, those willing to right this world, this world on the brink of chaos, to help me spread this message. Tell everyone you know, everyone you meet- tell them to stop this insanity. I can’t be the only one who notices. There has to be others. Together we can restore order everywhere and return to living peacefully with Pokemon as true companions, not tools of violence. Thank you for your time.
“Pokemon World- A look at current events”
Pokeballs are just man-made, hinged spheres that transfer Pokemon matter into energy.
Capture Stylers are just arena-trap devices mounted on a wrist strap used to temporarily put a Pokemon under your control.
The whole PC Storage System is just one big data bank of transferred Pokeman matter stored as energy and data.
Pokemon healing machines are nothing more than energy batteries that pump the energy back into the Pokemon, where as Potions are liquids and sprays that renew a Pokemons energy. This energy allows them to pit themselves against other Pokemon for cash rewards and power. Sweet, sweet power.
Pokedexs are nothing but field guides and source books, providing a certain amount of ease to Pokemon trainers.
Pokemon are constantly being created in labs. Porygon, made out of computer data. Is this really natural?Porygon 2 was just compiled over in Johto. Arceus knows what Porygon-Z will be like.
Cinibar Island, mostly destroyed. Some say due to the underwater volcano. I say due to a terribly powerful man-made Pokemon going berserk.
Grimers, Muks, Koffings, Wheezings, all of them, polluting the water. Studies show that these Poison-Types do not have a natural amount of toxins inside them- the toxin level is too high.
Ditto, the Transform Pokemon, is a pink, jell-like creature. No bones, no nerves. Studies show that two Dittos, or, Ditti, cannot produce an off spring. So here’s the question- Where do they all come from?
Everyday, we’re finding out how to Evolve certain Pokemon using mysterious items, methods, and locations.
All over the world, strange occurrences are happening. A bright fire from the top of the tower in Ercuteak. Massive flood in Hoenn. Time ripping itself apart from the top of Mt. Coronet. A eruption at Mt. Stark. An alien Pokemon from Hoenn. Alien Pokemon in Mt.Moon.
This whole crazy world continues to advance in making new technology, discovering new Pokemon- But at what cost? Everyday, one evil team or another is up to no good, and we leave it to some kids to save us. Either deceased Pokemon are being tampered with, a company raided, a radio tower is hi-jacked, some eco-freaks want this or that, some Slowpoke tails are being whacked off, or some extremist wants to create life again as he sees fit. And why? To prove a silly point? To gain “Rare and powerful Pokemon for the glory of Team Rocket”? To expand the land or sea? Why? When will we all band together and solve (or resolve) things together?
New discoveries come at a cost. Men snap, go insane, at trying to make a new world. Power hungry men forget their morals, their family. Sides conflict over views that are balanced as they are. It’s all pointless. Pointless, pointless…..
This world is so mad that we need a Global Police Force, an International Police agency, and Pokemon Ranger units to make sure things run smoothly. Have we lost the ability to maintain our own world? Have we become so caught up in Pokemon and their capabilities and secrets to take care for ourselves?
Just reported, a boy, amazingly talented at Pokemon battling, went crazy on Mt. Silver training his Pokemon. A Gym Leader in Sunnyshore City is constantly depressed. I wonder why.
Power, technology, silly, radical dreams- These aren’t natural to the world of Pokemon. They never have been, never will be. There was a time long ago when people and Pokemon loved together in peace, nothing modern to obscure their serenity, their equality. But now we’re Evolving Magikarps to fast, making ‘em go all crazy and what have you. Sure, Evolutionary Stones are one thing, but radio waves?
I urge every single one of you, those willing to right this world, this world on the brink of chaos, to help me spread this message. Tell everyone you know, everyone you meet- tell them to stop this insanity. I can’t be the only one who notices. There has to be others. Together we can restore order everywhere and return to living peacefully with Pokemon as true companions, not tools of violence. Thank you for your time.