Yup, a typical nuzlocke- or so you think? Popping, right?
Chapter 1- Stuff Happens (This is long so yeah)
Chapter 2- A Professor in need
Chapter 3- A new rival, and a new member!
Chapter 4- Raltsalicious
Chapter 5- Magma Shenanigans (And 2 new members) (I know this is short but who cares)
Chapter 6 - EEEEEvelution
Chapter 7- Know yer meme
Chapter 8- Dejavu
Chapter 9- Off to Slateport!
Chapter 10- Challenge accepted.
Chapter 11- Death by Grovyle
Chapter 1- Stuff Happens (This is long so yeah)
Once apon a time there was a boy, and his name was Brian. Brian was moving from Goldenrod City, Johto, to Littleroot Town, Hoenn. Littleroot was named after the person who founded it, Zach Littleroot. He was a legendary trainer but he died of a sickness a long time ago. Anyways, Brian was just getting out of the moving van and walked into his house. He got things set up with his mom, and just came downstairs when his Mom yelled at him. "Hey Brian, check out the TV! Your favorite SpongeBob SquarePants episode is on!" "The Krusty Krab training video?" "Yeah." Brian rushed down to the TV. "The secret formula is -"; then the credits flashed on the screen. Brian yelled stuff at the TV. "Too bad. Why don't you go say high to your neighbors?" his Mom asked. Without a word, Brian went outside.
Brian knocked on the door of his neighbor's house. "Hello?" said a 35ish year old lady. "Hi! I'm Brian, and I'm your new neighbor!" exclaimed Brian. "Hi, I'm Mrs.Birch, welcome to the neighborhood!". Mrs. Birch said. "I'm really busy right now, why don't you say hi to my daughter, May? She's on route 103." "OK, I will! Bye!" "Bye!" Brian walked towards the route, and with that he heard a shriek.
Disclaimer: I do not own SpongeBob, or Pokemon, but I do own a copy of Pokemon Ruby!
Brian knocked on the door of his neighbor's house. "Hello?" said a 35ish year old lady. "Hi! I'm Brian, and I'm your new neighbor!" exclaimed Brian. "Hi, I'm Mrs.Birch, welcome to the neighborhood!". Mrs. Birch said. "I'm really busy right now, why don't you say hi to my daughter, May? She's on route 103." "OK, I will! Bye!" "Bye!" Brian walked towards the route, and with that he heard a shriek.
Disclaimer: I do not own SpongeBob, or Pokemon, but I do own a copy of Pokemon Ruby!
Chapter 2- A Professor in need
Brian rushed around towards to where the shriek came from. An old man was shrieking like Justin Bieber because a baby Poochyana chomped his leg and wouldn't go. "Hey kid, help me out! I got a Pokemon in the suitcase there, get it out and get this Poochyana off me!" There was a suitcase on the ground, and Brian unlatched the case and got a Pokeball. He threw the Pokeball and a Mudkip came out. The Mudkip looked at Brian, then looked at the Poochyana. The Poochyana finally let go of the old man, and glared at the Mudkip. The Mudkip waggled his eyebrows, and the Poochyana went rabid, leering at the female Mudkip. Brian was stunned at the hostility of the Poochyana, and commanded the Mudkip to tackle the wolf-like Pokemon. After a couple tackes, the crazy Pokemon laid down on the ground and wimpered, too tired to fight. "Wow, thanks so much! I'm Professor Birch, a Pokemon professor. Say, you handled Skipper well, want to keep her?" said the old man "Skipper? That's her name? The old man nodded. "That's right! I think you should have her. I can see the connection between you two!" Brian said "OK, thanks!" and ran back to his house to tell his mom.
After telling his mom, Brian went out to say high to Mrs.Birch's (who turned out to be the Professor's wife) daughter, who was on route 103. After slaughtering a couple of Zigzagoons and butchered some Poochyanas. Brian finally got to May. "Hey, I'm May, Mrs and Mr Birch's daughter. Who are you?" the girl said. "I'm Brian." Brian said. May replied "Wow, that's popping!" "Popping?" Brian questioned? "Yup, popping. The kids at school use it for slang, but we are on summer break, who cares about school now?" "Uh, ok. I guess that's popping!" Brian replied. "Now you got it. Hey, want to have a Pokemon battle?" May asked. "Alright, let's do this!" exclaimed Brian.
The team-
Skipper (Mudkip) level 6
After telling his mom, Brian went out to say high to Mrs.Birch's (who turned out to be the Professor's wife) daughter, who was on route 103. After slaughtering a couple of Zigzagoons and butchered some Poochyanas. Brian finally got to May. "Hey, I'm May, Mrs and Mr Birch's daughter. Who are you?" the girl said. "I'm Brian." Brian said. May replied "Wow, that's popping!" "Popping?" Brian questioned? "Yup, popping. The kids at school use it for slang, but we are on summer break, who cares about school now?" "Uh, ok. I guess that's popping!" Brian replied. "Now you got it. Hey, want to have a Pokemon battle?" May asked. "Alright, let's do this!" exclaimed Brian.
The team-
Skipper (Mudkip) level 6
Chapter 3- A new rival, and a new member!
The battle is on! I sent out my trusty Skipper, while May sent out a new Pokemon I have never seen. "That's Treeko!" May said. Treeko was ordered to tackle Skipper, but Skipper instinctively dodged. I then commanded Skipper to tackle his way to victory. "Jeez your good" May exclaimed after the match. "Also, here's a parting gift!" May chucked a pokedex at me then ran off to heal her Pokemon. I went down to heal my Pokemon, and also got a couple Poke-balls and potions. Then, I went over to route 102, and I realized that I should catch only the first Pokemon that I find. The trainers here are either stingy, poor, or both, because I was making pocket change by beating them and I needed to save some $$. I decided to search the tall grass for a Pokemon. Then I encountered it...
It was a Seedot! Even though they aren't the best I was hoping to get one. Just my luck. After a tackle and a Pokeball, the Seedot was mine. I decided to name it Nekoban for some reason.
The team
Skipper the Mudkip lv.9
Nekoban the Seedot lv 4
It was a Seedot! Even though they aren't the best I was hoping to get one. Just my luck. After a tackle and a Pokeball, the Seedot was mine. I decided to name it Nekoban for some reason.
The team
Skipper the Mudkip lv.9
Nekoban the Seedot lv 4
Chapter 4- Raltsalicious
After slaughtering some Wurmples, I got to Verndantuf Town late at night. Dad's gym rose in the distance, and I saw him outside the gym looking for me. I rushed over to the gym and hugged him, as I hadn't seen him in a week. "How are you doing, son?" Dad asked. "Great, dad!" I replied. We talked and then he took me in and we slept in a bedroom at his gym. The next morning, we woke up, got something to eat, and Dad introduced me to a black haired man. "This is Alex, the champion of the Hoenn region. "Hi! I'm Alex!" said Alex. "Wow, what an honor to meet you!" I said. "Thanks. Listen, my nephew Wally wants to catch a Pokemon, I think you are the person to do it. "Wow, I will. Thanks!" I said, and went off to find Wally.
I found Wally wandering around the gym. He obviously had alergies, as his nose was runny and he was coughing. We introduced each other and I let him borrow Skipper and a Pokeball. Wally found a Ralts, and after spamming growl and mud slap (what a noob!) he caught the little sucker. After thanking me and returning Skipper we parted ways.
The team-
Skipper (Mudkip) lv.10
Nekoban (Seedot) lv.6
I found Wally wandering around the gym. He obviously had alergies, as his nose was runny and he was coughing. We introduced each other and I let him borrow Skipper and a Pokeball. Wally found a Ralts, and after spamming growl and mud slap (what a noob!) he caught the little sucker. After thanking me and returning Skipper we parted ways.
The team-
Skipper (Mudkip) lv.10
Nekoban (Seedot) lv.6
Chapter 5- Magma Shenanigans (And 2 new members) (I know this is short but who cares)
Alright, right now I'm staring down some red hooded hipster who is trying to beat up the old man cowering behind me, and I'm in the biggest fight of my life. Oh wait, let's recap what happened.
-Caught PineappleX the Zigzagoon
-Caught Delta the Wurmple
-PineappleX dug up a FULL RESTORE
I then to proceed to kick the hipster's butt. Hipster yells trash and "accidentally" announces that he will do evil things in nearby Rustboro City. This guy is such a lunatic I feel the need to crush his dreams, so I think I'll follow him to Rustboro and kick his butt again. The old man thanks me, I grind, find TM 09 Bullet Seed, give it to Nekoban so he has a semi decent attacking move, and whoa, what do we have here?
The Team-
Skipper (Mudkip lv.10)
Nekoban (Seedot lv.9)
PineappleX (Zigzagoon lv 7)
Delta (Wurmple lv 6)
-Caught PineappleX the Zigzagoon
-Caught Delta the Wurmple
-PineappleX dug up a FULL RESTORE
I then to proceed to kick the hipster's butt. Hipster yells trash and "accidentally" announces that he will do evil things in nearby Rustboro City. This guy is such a lunatic I feel the need to crush his dreams, so I think I'll follow him to Rustboro and kick his butt again. The old man thanks me, I grind, find TM 09 Bullet Seed, give it to Nekoban so he has a semi decent attacking move, and whoa, what do we have here?
The Team-
Skipper (Mudkip lv.10)
Nekoban (Seedot lv.9)
PineappleX (Zigzagoon lv 7)
Delta (Wurmple lv 6)
Chapter 6 - EEEEEvelution
After grinding a crap ton and raising Delta and PineappleX's levels Delta farted and turned white. Some cheesy music came on from a iphone on the ground while Delta started to swirl and change shape. Delta envolved into... A Cascoon! That means he will become a Dustox. The music shuts off, then I grab the iphone. It has seen better days, but I take it, go back to rustboro city, get it fixed, and then I go back to Mom's house and give it to her. I already have an iphone, so yeah. If I do anything wrong I'll use it against her.
The Team
Skipper (Mudkip) (lv.12)
Nekoban (Seedot) (lv.11)
PineappleX (Zigzagoon) (lv.8)
Delta (Cascoon) (Lv.8)
The Team
Skipper (Mudkip) (lv.12)
Nekoban (Seedot) (lv.11)
PineappleX (Zigzagoon) (lv.8)
Delta (Cascoon) (Lv.8)
Chapter 7- Know yer meme
After I returned to Rustboro, I noticed that there was a Pokemon gym there. I decided to challenge the gym to gain some XP. There were two practice trainers, and Nekoban kicked their Pokemon all the way to who knows where. After I defeated them, I found the leader, Roxanne. She yelled about how awesome she was at the trainers school and I'm like yeah whatever. So Roxanne sends out her Geodude to start off the match, and I send in Skipper.
Geodude : Duuuuuuude.
Me: What?
Geodude: Duuuuude?
Me: Uh....
Geodude: Duuuuuuuuude!
Geodude then proceeds to deliver a critical hit Rock Tomb to Skipper, leaving it in the red area already, trolling me. I switch out to Nekoban, who returns the favor with a critical hit of his own, OHKOing the Geodude with a Bullet Seed (2nd hit was a critical hit). Roxanne's like not bad and then sends out a huge metal nose. I laugh then realize that this sucker is level 15, I'm in trouble. But Nekoban saves the day by glowing white and envolves into Nuzleaf! Nekoban fires off a Bullet Seed to save the day. Roxanne says crap about 'how I was lucky' and 'take the stupid badge' and etc. I walk out of the building like a boss.
The Team
Nekoban (Nuzleaf) (lv.14)
Skipper (Mudkip) (lv.13)
PineappleX (Zigzagoon) (lv.8)
Delta (Cascoon) (Lv.8)
Geodude : Duuuuuuude.
Me: What?
Geodude: Duuuuude?
Me: Uh....
Geodude: Duuuuuuuuude!
Geodude then proceeds to deliver a critical hit Rock Tomb to Skipper, leaving it in the red area already, trolling me. I switch out to Nekoban, who returns the favor with a critical hit of his own, OHKOing the Geodude with a Bullet Seed (2nd hit was a critical hit). Roxanne's like not bad and then sends out a huge metal nose. I laugh then realize that this sucker is level 15, I'm in trouble. But Nekoban saves the day by glowing white and envolves into Nuzleaf! Nekoban fires off a Bullet Seed to save the day. Roxanne says crap about 'how I was lucky' and 'take the stupid badge' and etc. I walk out of the building like a boss.
The Team
Nekoban (Nuzleaf) (lv.14)
Skipper (Mudkip) (lv.13)
PineappleX (Zigzagoon) (lv.8)
Delta (Cascoon) (Lv.8)
Chapter 8- Dejavu
Alright, right now I'm staring down that same red hooded hipster. He just stole the same old man cowering behind me's goods, (and is holding a Wingull hostage) and I'm in the biggest fight of my life. Oh wait, let's recap what happened.
-Caught Aschfield the Whismur
-Caught Zappy the Nincada
-PineappleX dug up a Super Potion
I then to proceed to kick the hipster's butt, again. He runs off crying. I return the wingull to the old man, who introduces himself as Mr.Briney, an expert boat captian. Despite his old age, he can safely travel to any island. He says that he can take me to any island I want. Sounds fishy, so I tell him that he should talk to Mom. He says sure and leaves. The other old man from before also thanks me, and introduces himself as Mr.Davis, an admin of DEVON Co. Mr.Davis takes me to his work place. He takes me to the top floor, and I am met by the president of DEVON CO, Devon Stone. He asks me if I can run a few errands for me. I say sure, and he gives me A MAC BOOK AIR. Holy cow, this guy must be hiding a lot of money in his drawer.
So the prez wants me to go to Dewford Town. I look at a map on my laptop, and it's on an island off of Hoenn. Dang it, how am I going to get there?
Oh right! Mr. Briney can take me there. I call mom to see if she talked to Mr.Briney, and she says that he was actually a good friend of Grandpa, and that I can trust him. I never knew Grandpa well, he died when I was only 5. Back on track, I head on over to Mr.Briney's house, unaware of a mysterious hooded man watching from a distance...
The Team-
Skipper (Mudkip lv.14)
Nekoban (Nuzleaf lv.14)
PineappleX (Zigzagoon lv 8)
Delta (Cascoon lv.9)
Aschefield (Whismur lv.7)
Zappy (Nincada lv.8)
-Caught Aschfield the Whismur
-Caught Zappy the Nincada
-PineappleX dug up a Super Potion
I then to proceed to kick the hipster's butt, again. He runs off crying. I return the wingull to the old man, who introduces himself as Mr.Briney, an expert boat captian. Despite his old age, he can safely travel to any island. He says that he can take me to any island I want. Sounds fishy, so I tell him that he should talk to Mom. He says sure and leaves. The other old man from before also thanks me, and introduces himself as Mr.Davis, an admin of DEVON Co. Mr.Davis takes me to his work place. He takes me to the top floor, and I am met by the president of DEVON CO, Devon Stone. He asks me if I can run a few errands for me. I say sure, and he gives me A MAC BOOK AIR. Holy cow, this guy must be hiding a lot of money in his drawer.
So the prez wants me to go to Dewford Town. I look at a map on my laptop, and it's on an island off of Hoenn. Dang it, how am I going to get there?
Oh right! Mr. Briney can take me there. I call mom to see if she talked to Mr.Briney, and she says that he was actually a good friend of Grandpa, and that I can trust him. I never knew Grandpa well, he died when I was only 5. Back on track, I head on over to Mr.Briney's house, unaware of a mysterious hooded man watching from a distance...
The Team-
Skipper (Mudkip lv.14)
Nekoban (Nuzleaf lv.14)
PineappleX (Zigzagoon lv 8)
Delta (Cascoon lv.9)
Aschefield (Whismur lv.7)
Zappy (Nincada lv.8)
Chapter 9- Off to Slateport!
As I walked over to Mr.Briney's house, I was stopped by one of those red hooded hippies. "Hey, kid, I'm Max, the leader of Team Magma." the man said. I stopped. "Yeah, so?" I replied. Max told me about Team Magma, and that they were a peaceful organization that wanted to increase land. The guy who had robbed Mr.Davis and held the Wingull hostage had gone to far and had gotten canned, thankfully. Max also said that I could join his group. I rejected the offer and he understood. After he left, I continued on to Mr. Briney's house and he took me to Slateport. Along the way, Mr. Briney told me some interesting facts. For example, he was born in Unova, and he had actually found a Shiny Axew. He donated the Axew to a nature preserve so it could live safely. Also, his step brother is a gym leader in Kanto, and his name was Blaine.
When we got there, I grinded, and Delta envolved into a Dustox! I also found a Zubat in a cave, whom I named PMJ, got the HM for Flash, and Old Rod, and learned that the people there were very trendy. I decided to play a practical joke that the new thing was 'Invincible Magikarp', and now they are selling Invincible Magikarp shirts, hats, ipad covers, you name it. This town is very gullible.
After I played the joke I returned to the cave that I got PMJ in, and found a man named Steven Stone there. I was supposed to deliver the letter to him. Steven thanked me and in return gave me the TM to Steel Wing. When I got out it was night out, so Mr. Briney and I slept in his boat.
The next day I went out and challenged the local gym, but the leader, Brawly was sick, so some guy from Johto had to come all the way out and fill in his spot. I squished the trainers that were in the building, and met the backup leader. "Hey, my name is Chuck. Bring it!!!!" he yelled at me. "Uh... ok?'"
The Team-
Active-
Skipper (Marshtomp lv.17)
Nekoban (Nuzleaf lv.14)
Delta (Dustox lv.10)
Zappy (Nincada lv.10)
Aschefield (Whismur lv.9)
PineappleX (Zigzagoon lv.9)
Boxed-
PMJ (Zubat lv.7)
When we got there, I grinded, and Delta envolved into a Dustox! I also found a Zubat in a cave, whom I named PMJ, got the HM for Flash, and Old Rod, and learned that the people there were very trendy. I decided to play a practical joke that the new thing was 'Invincible Magikarp', and now they are selling Invincible Magikarp shirts, hats, ipad covers, you name it. This town is very gullible.
After I played the joke I returned to the cave that I got PMJ in, and found a man named Steven Stone there. I was supposed to deliver the letter to him. Steven thanked me and in return gave me the TM to Steel Wing. When I got out it was night out, so Mr. Briney and I slept in his boat.
The next day I went out and challenged the local gym, but the leader, Brawly was sick, so some guy from Johto had to come all the way out and fill in his spot. I squished the trainers that were in the building, and met the backup leader. "Hey, my name is Chuck. Bring it!!!!" he yelled at me. "Uh... ok?'"
The Team-
Active-
Skipper (Marshtomp lv.17)
Nekoban (Nuzleaf lv.14)
Delta (Dustox lv.10)
Zappy (Nincada lv.10)
Aschefield (Whismur lv.9)
PineappleX (Zigzagoon lv.9)
Boxed-
PMJ (Zubat lv.7)
Chapter 10- Challenge accepted.
"You don't look very confident!" Chuck yelled at me. He sent out a new Pokemon I had never seen before, a Poliwag. I countered by sending out Nekoban. Chuck pooped his trousers as I OHKO'd the sucker with a bullet seed. "Uh...Go, Makuhita?" Chuck had seemed to loose all of his swagger as I sent in PineappleX to make his stats go down and then Skipper finished him off with a Mud Shot. Chuck gave me a badge. "Oh well, good game" he said. I replied "Thanks, you too! and off I went.
After that Mr. Briney and I had left the town that was considering changing it's name to 'Invincible Magikarp' and headed off to Dewford town. The first thing I did there was grind some, and I also found a Gulpin that I named Blob55. I walked around town, then I noticed a bunch of those Team Magma hippies around a building...
The Team-
Active-
Skipper (Marshtomp lv.18)
Nekoban (Nuzleaf lv.15)
Blob55 (Gulpid lv.12)
Delta (Dustox lv.11)
Zappy (Nincada lv.10)
PineappleX (Zigzagoon lv.10)
Boxed-
Aschefield (Whismur lv.10)
PMJ (Zubat lv.7)
After that Mr. Briney and I had left the town that was considering changing it's name to 'Invincible Magikarp' and headed off to Dewford town. The first thing I did there was grind some, and I also found a Gulpin that I named Blob55. I walked around town, then I noticed a bunch of those Team Magma hippies around a building...
The Team-
Active-
Skipper (Marshtomp lv.18)
Nekoban (Nuzleaf lv.15)
Blob55 (Gulpid lv.12)
Delta (Dustox lv.11)
Zappy (Nincada lv.10)
PineappleX (Zigzagoon lv.10)
Boxed-
Aschefield (Whismur lv.10)
PMJ (Zubat lv.7)
Chapter 11- Death by Grovyle
I did alot, but to sum it up what happened was that Alex, (The Champ) was also near the Magma dudes. We teamed up and destroyed their group. Alex left, and shortly after that Max came out and said that Magma is a peaceful organization, and they were making a speech to people inside the building about Magma's ideals and such. Then, a person named Captain Tom came out and criticized Team Magma, telling them that their speech looked like it was written by a Torchic. Max ranted, took his rag tag gang of hippies, and left.Then, I gave Captain Tom the goods, he was the person who needed them. After that, I walked down the road to Mauville City. and that is where I lead off to. Finally, I'm at Mauville City! I look around, heal my Pokemon, and get a bike at the Dick's Sporting Goods over across the Pokemon Center. Then, I notice May. "Hey, what's popping?" I ask her. She whips around, having not noticed me. "Oh, hey Brian. Want to have a quick battle?" Without replying, I send out Nekoban. She sends out a Wailmer. Nekoban 2HKOs it with a Bullet Seed. May sends out Grovyle next. I decide to switch in Blob55 so it can poison the Grovile. I poision it, then....
A critical hit Pursit.
Blob55 is bleeding globs of some jelly like substance as I recall him. I send in Nekoban who has a tough time but eventually brings down the Grovyle. May appolgizes for critical hitting Blob55. Critical hits can seriously injure a Pokemon, and they are illegal in battles if they are intentional. Finally, May brings out a Numel which is easily bested by Skipper. May gives me a lot of cash, and tells me that it should cover Blob55's injury. I rush down to the Pokemon Center, and they say Blob55 will live but he cannot battle at all for the rest of his life. Depressed, I box him.
The Team
Active-
Skipper (Marshtomp lv 21)
Nekoban (Nuzleaf lv 17)
Delta (Dustox lv 15)
PineappleX (Zigzagoon lv 12)
Zappy (Nincada lv 12)
Boxed
Aschefield (Whismur lv 10)
PMJ (Zubat lv 7)
Unable to Fight
Blob55 (Gulpin lv 13)
A critical hit Pursit.
Blob55 is bleeding globs of some jelly like substance as I recall him. I send in Nekoban who has a tough time but eventually brings down the Grovyle. May appolgizes for critical hitting Blob55. Critical hits can seriously injure a Pokemon, and they are illegal in battles if they are intentional. Finally, May brings out a Numel which is easily bested by Skipper. May gives me a lot of cash, and tells me that it should cover Blob55's injury. I rush down to the Pokemon Center, and they say Blob55 will live but he cannot battle at all for the rest of his life. Depressed, I box him.
The Team
Active-
Skipper (Marshtomp lv 21)
Nekoban (Nuzleaf lv 17)
Delta (Dustox lv 15)
PineappleX (Zigzagoon lv 12)
Zappy (Nincada lv 12)
Boxed
Aschefield (Whismur lv 10)
PMJ (Zubat lv 7)
Unable to Fight
Blob55 (Gulpin lv 13)