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~Magma King~

~Magma King~

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Urrrrrr"..."Unnghhh, I shuda never taken that much beer". The Pok?n rubbed its eyes, and then it sat up. Funnily enough, its vision wasn't blured or altered at all, he felt absolutely fine, and there wasn't the usual stain in its napkin. But he hadn't woken up where he slept. Around him were large statues and cobwebs, decorated with little cracks and sawdust. "Huh?... Let me out!!" The Pok?n was fat and pink, with a drool like napkin and a long tongue,a curly tail and a tuft on its head. It banged at the Mercilless, collossal wooden doors with all its might. It banged until its hands were sore, but then peered at a crooked old sign. It read:
"If you have any problems, see the proffessor in his office upstairs". Wiping his forehead with his hands, he trotted down the corridor. "Mmmmbbll". The Pok?n shot up and was glued to the spot. He watched petrified as a huge shadow holding a huge, menacing and crooked weapon. "Who goes there!"
"Aghhh!!", The Pok?n closed its eyes and swung around, until about 10 seconds later, he slowly peered round to see a Magby, with biker gloves, a large purple cloak with a red "M" on the back, and holding a 1.10 metre tall titanium spork, with the ends enveloped in flames. "Wh-Who... Who are you?"
"I am Magby, the greatest Pok?n alive! And you?"
"Err, I'm slivia. Lickitungs son"
"Ahh, pleased to meet you" Slivia and Magby shook hands. Everything whent silent. The two's foreheads were covered in sweat. "GASTTLLYY!" The Gasious figure giggled a horrific squeeky giggle that only such an irritating thing could make, and envelopped Magby's spork. "Hey thats Mine! Give it Back!"
"Gahahaha!!" Gastly floated away to the top room.
"That Thing is gonna be toast when I get my hands on him!"

In his room, the proffessor lay down on one of those spinny chairs you find in the school computer room. "Let the games begin, Release the first 3 battlers". The proffessor pressed a red button on his desk, releasing a pleasing "Boop" sound and releasing ghosts into the arena. "Ah, Gastly you have it now".

"Haunt haunt!!" Haunter entered the field.
"Ahhhhhhh.... BATCHOO BATCHOOO BACHOOO!!" Magby leapt into the air and created huge eruptions of fire around the room. This lasted for about 5 seconds until Magby landed. Haunter didn't look like it would be getting up any time soon. "What in Arceus' name was that?" Whispered Slivia in a shoked tone.
"Meh, I just felt like ventilating some anger".
"Misdreavus!", It was another one. Slivia licked it, and afterwards it just cried and wailed like a baby without its candy. An angry waft slitherd down Magbys throat, until he'd just had enough. "Shut up!!" Magby pulled some masking tape from its cloak and gagged the defenceless creature. Third was Banette. It launched a shadow ball on Magby sending it flying into the corner. Petrified to the spot, Slivia just closed its eyes and hoped nothing would happen... Silence. More silence still.
"DELETE! YOU MUST BE BOUGHT TO OUR LEADER!" Two massive silver figures marched through the shadows and held their hands to Magby and Slivia. Magby launched a huge flamethrower melting one of the cybermen into a gooey puddle. "Stop!" Said Banette. It paused and eyed Magby and Slivia accusingly. "Come to the kitchen, they mean no harm", Banette escorted the Cybermen to the kitchen, giving Slivia a chance to take the Drifblim lift. "The Kitchen! My Magma Spork must be there!" Magby rushed into the kitchen, whilst Slivia walked into various other rooms.

"My spork, you guys must have it!", Magby peered round, then eyed the Cybermen. "YOU ARE INCONVENIENT FOR OUR PLAN. YOU MUST BE DELETE-
"I've heard it all before", said Magby disintergrating both of the Cybermen. "You cannot pass this door! The proffessor is busy!" Magby ignored Banette's remark completely, and ruthlessly shoved Banette's head into the oven, then turning it onto full blast. "Ah, now lets see the prof".

Slivia tottered across the misty corridor, until finally realising he'd gone the wrong way. Pausing only to walk onto the Drifblim lift, He Stormed across the house until seeing the Proffessors door. As he was just about to walk in, the door shut. Slivia spun round, and looked up to a large, Grey skinned zombie sunflower. "Muhahahaha!"
"Err", Slivia jumped in front of the door. It jumped out the way at the moment The sunflower fired a thorny vine at the door smashing it into pieces. "Thank you", said Slivia as it quickly threw the sunflower into a wall, as it was swarmed with zombie bees. Slivia trotted into the room. Magby jumped up as high as it could but to no prevail. The cyberman held Magbys Magma Spork and wouldn't give it to him. "Yarr!!" A small blue Manaphy smashed through the wall and launched a Hydro pump at the Cyberman. It fell down with an, "ARRRRAARRRRRGH!", and then exploded. Magby took its Spork in delight. "Hi guys!", said Manaphy. Many remained confused about this quick introduction. "Those cost alot of money", said the Proffessor. It span round on its chair very quickly. The proffessor was a Large Dusknoir with a golden monacle, and trailing grey hair. "Let us out of here!" said Slivia. The room fell silent for a moment, until Dusknoir started to giggle. "Foolish child! You are irritating. I must be rid of you!" Dusknoir dissappeared into thin air, and multiple Goomba's fell from the roof. "Yarggh!" Shouted Magby as he swept his spork across the room slicing Goomba's in half. An even huger amoutn poured in from all sides of the room. "Watch out guys!" Shouted Magby as it slammed its Spork onto the floor setting the whole room on fire. Manaphy hosed Slivia, whilst the Goomba's wailed in pain, then dying. "Owned", Said Magby.
"Lol", said the other two. Then the three of them stood together in the middle of the room. "I must deal with you myself then!" Dusknoir reappeared at the top of the room, and fired a huge shadow ball at Manaphy. It managed to dodge, allthough the impact sent Manaphy flying into the wall. Magby created a huge inferno that enveloped Dusknoir in tongues of Flame, as they licked at his body, the proffessor covered its eyes until disintergrating. For a while the only sound was the flickering of the flames. "So, are you guys doing anything else?" Said Manaphy.
"Meh, assualting a haunted mansion was fun, lets do it again", Said Magby.
"There's an Iron factory just about a mile from here", said Slivia.
"Great! They might be able to fix my Spork!" Said Magby joyfully.
"Ok, lets go!" Said Manaphy. And the three left, little knowing of what the Iron factory really held.


Comment and crit please![/i]
 
RE: Err, My currently untitled story!

this is considered a fan-fic. i am going to report this and have it moved to the fan creations section.
 
RE: Err, My currently untitled story!

Nice story! I can see it going somewhere. I enjoyed the detail you used in explaining everything! But.....If you're going to say something about drinking beer, make sure you mention that it's wrong to do....

Oh, and, this is this wrong forum for it. It should be in the Fan Fics section. If you are doing to becuase of bacon's (never completed) story, then don't. The only reason bacon's story was in this forum is becuase it didn't have anything at all to do with Pokemon, therefore, it wasn't a "fan" fic.

So, I'd PM a mod to move this, unless you have another reason.


(Lol, just thinking about that Dusknoir with hair and spectacles and it giggling scares me!)
 
RE: Err, My currently untitled story!

It wasn't gonna be entirley about pokemon and the storys first chapter was entirely different to the others. But I guess it goes here anyways, I was just a little unsure.
Good news:Chapter 2 is nearly finished!
 
RE: Err, My currently untitled story!

... All he could remember was the torture. The restless screams and wails of the defenseless victims. It was definitely enough to put him off. As Magby sulked in the corner, Manaphy strode up to him. "You do remember why we came here, don't you?" Said Manaphy.
"No", Mumbled Magby.
"Because we wanted to see all the cutler-
"Yes but its all horrible and Iron, and those cybermen are torturing them! The poor, cute little spoons, The Ragged, puppy eyed forks and sporks, and those... Very odd looking knives". Manaphy paused, and thought for a moment, and thought so much that a bubble floated from its head. "If we sit here and be unhappy, we aren't going to help them". Magby thought about this, and then stood up broadly.
"Then lets go! I can't stand this much longer! Back to the room!" Magby stormed through the corridors followed by his two bewildered companions. The door was crushed completely by a quick swipe of the Magma Spork, and there they were, right infront of the Room. "Help meeeeee!" Cried a little spoon.
"Right away!" Said Magby as he sliced two cybermen in half. Slivia trashed the experiment tables, whilst manaphy aided in destroying the cybermen. "Thank you very much!" Chorused the delighted little spoons. Forks and Knives and sporks and even Tins were freed from the prison. "Hey guys, look over there, quick!" They ran up to a huge golden statue of a plump, rich old man carrying a sack full of cutlery, a bit like santa without the beard."Theres writing too!"Said Magby. it read:

"In memory of Knivey spoonus, his last wish was for the building to remain in the hands of a kind, tourist friendly staff who are dedicated to cutlery"

"Woah", said Manaphy, "Not tourist friendly nor kind, and dedicated in a totally wrong way".
"Hey look! A switch!"Said Slivia.
"Where?!"Said Manaphy.
"Spoonus' left eyeball", Pointed out Magby. Manaphy spewed a jet of water onto the switch, which activated it. The statue split into four, then spread out in diagonal angles, revealing a large ladder. Taking extra care not to fall or creak, they slowly climbed down.
"CYBERMAN TO CYBERLEADER, ARE YOU RECEIVING?". The three listened carefully to the conversation. "Of course I am, I'm right behind you".
"OK. THERE IS NEWS THAT THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE WILL BE VISITING THIS AREA IN 4 WEEKS".
"Excellent, very excellent. Turn off the radio please, thanks."
"THE SPOONS HAVE BEEN ACTING UP A LITTLE RECENTLY, AND WE AREN'T RECEIVING ANYTHING FOR DOING THIS".
"Yes, yes. I knew I should've taken the sock puppet industry instead".
"YES. AND LESS IMPORTANTLY, THE INTRUDERS HAVE DESTROYED THE REST OF THE FACTORYS TORTURE EQUIPMENT".
"What?! Get rid of them instantly!"
"YES BOSS". The Cyberman marched out the room, and was soon face to face with the Gang."YOU WILL BE DELETED".
"Spork attack!" Magby used all his might and slammed the spork onto the cyberman, setting it up in a rage of flames."HEATPROOF, LOL".
"Oh holy arceus!"Shouted Magby.
"OWNED", The cyberman raised its hand into the air, "DELETE!" The trio froze in fear, and the few seconds they waited seemed like an hour. "Bye guys, hopefully there's alchohol in heaven", Said Slivia, as they all embraced themselves ready for doom."SYSTEMS, SHUT DOWN"... The cyberman fizzed, bent down, and died. The three were baffled, but were even more confused as the walls were broken down with a huge machine. "Uh oh", said Manaphy.
"Harharhar! The iron factory is ours!" four figures stood in-front of the now totally confused group of heroes. "Who on earth are they?"Said Magby. Manaphy groaned a little, then replied. "Team Manaphy. The Manaphy wannabes", In an awfully depressing tone. One of the figures spun round. "I-I-Itsssss.... ITS MANAPHY!!!"Cried Slugma, who wore black makeup around its eye and a hat resembling the top of a phiones head. "Don't worry", said Manaphy to the other two, "They're pathetic". The following events were fun for The others to watch, as Manaphy began by shoving Slugma into an oil barrel. BAANNG! Slugma dissappeared in a (Although very large) puff of smoke. "ZOMG SLUGMA FAINTED!"Said Togepi, also wearing a similar hat, "I can be a real phione! Water gun!" Togepi spat in Manaphys forehead. With only a simple kick, togepi rolled into a 50ft drop hole, fortunately missing the ladder. "Meany! I'll use a hydro pump" Pichu wore a full phione outfit without the head and gem, witha zip in the middle. It very slowly tripped over, shocked itself, and got thrown into a furnace. "Hello, I am Phione". Manaphy frowned and turned to the direction of the voice.
"But oh Daughter, what big teeth you have?"
"All the better to bite you with!"
"But Phione dosn't bite"... Manaphy stared into the eyes of a Gible, with a phione cap that also contained the eyes, if you were half blind you could have said it were a savage looking phione. Conviniently, a bin was placed beside manaphy, and was used to send gible falling down the 50ft drop inside it, ruining togepi's small chance of getting back up. "TOOOGGGGIIIIIII!!" Came the voice.
"Wow, that was quick", Said Magby in confusion.
"I guess so", Manaphy beckoned the group to progress into the manaphy squads aircraft. "I can pilot this thing, don't worry", said magby.... The following consequences were unknown and quite severe.
 
Chapter 3
We previously remember the phrase, "I can pilot these things, don't worry", Followed by an explanation that the consequences were severe. Actually, all we know is that after the event, they ended up in an old shack in the middle of nowhere. This is exactly were the chapter begins."Manaphy?"Said Magby.
"Just reading our script"
"Oh, ok", Magby was obviously very bored. Glug glug glug. A frown crawled across magbys face, as he began to slowly turn round, then changed his mind and span round in the air and shouted, "What are you doing?!"
"Mesh, Pashes the timesh", Magby looked in horror at the pile of broken glass, spilled beer, and Slivia laying down on the floor with his belly looking bigger than ever."This is an important time! We need to think of a way out of here, and your just sitting here and getting drunk?!"Magby was now bright red, smoke bellowing out his mouth and non-existent ears and nose. "Actually", Said Manaphy, "If it wasn't for you crashing the plane, we wouldn't be here in the first place!"
"W-What?!"This was a time where Magby was desperate for a comeback and couldn't think of one, and before he knew it, all that came out his mouth was, "Sorry".
"Yeah, sorry for screwing up your lives too", Said Slivia as he burped with satisfaction. They all gathered in a circle and gave eachother hugs, with only Magby feeling a little sick at Slivia's smell of beer and stained Napkin. "Nothing really exciting has happened so far, has it?"Said Manaphy.
"No", said Magby, Slivia couldn't bare much conversation in his state of manner. As the alchohol kicked in, Slivias vision became blurry, and suddenly extremely blurry, and his stomach felt squeezed and tight. "Silvia? Wart on your mother", Said a Giant purple goose.
"Sorry, I can't understand what your saying, I", Slivia could hear a faint whisper saying, "Neither can I".
"Wart? Ondy rart mouth, you need africa babwe!" Said a 3 legged 12 headed 24 necked Sickly altaria.
"I don't know what your saying, I can't un-
"Poo Gordon! Tie Pink flee's punk!"
"I-
"Gallaga! Tako-shi semensee! Ontre, on gertrude!" It was too late now. Numerous Monsters, goose and shades of purple were morphing in and out of eachother, making sounds and speeches that Slivia could not understand. "Stop it! Stop it noooowwww!!!!!!!"Cried Slivia. Magby cried helplessly in panic, Manaphy hurried through Magbys pockets.
"Bingo!"Shouted Magby, whipping out a monstrous 3 barrelled tranquelizer gun.
"Nonty gus farden harg!!!!"Slivia leapt from his standing point and rushed to attack Magby.
"See how you like alchohol now, beer belly!" Magby grinned, then jumped into the air. The barrells started rotating, in about 3 seconds they were spinning at over 75mph to be exact. Darts were sent like rockets through the air.
"Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow", Slivia now stopped charging, stood still, got hit by a few more bullets, swayed, then fell. Magby slipped the gun into his ammo belt somehow, then gave Manaphy a high-five. The two dragged slivia near the wall of the shack, then they both tried to rest..."Huh?" Magby, stood up and looked into the sky. "Oh my, Manaphy!"Cried Magby. Manaphy also burst to his feet and gazed into the sky. An enormous space-ship designed like a classical U.F.O with lots of pretty flashing lights of several colours blocked a large chunk of the sky. But they weren't bothered about that. They were looking at the bigger one...
 
Chapter 4
"PREPARE TO BE ABDUCTED IF YOU DO NOT STEP OUT OF THE WAY"Blared out the U.F.O's microphone in a voice very much like somebody talking whilst using mouthwash just 3 times as fast.
"But our friend is in there!"Protested Magby. There was a small clicking sound, then a blare of speech so fast that it was completely impossible to understand. "FINE. WE SHALL TAKE YOU AS WELL!". There was another click, then a huge vaccum tube on the bottom of the Saucer was lowered towards them. "Meh, they sound nice", said Magby to Manaphy, although it wasn't clear if he was being sarcastic or telling the truth. Neither noticed that they were already half-way up the vaccum...

Sorry it isn't finished, it will be later as I have something very important to do.
 
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