Sorry this is late. Work, theatre, and Turtwig's super dope new game thing have kept me busy.
It was a glorious sunny day at Big Blue.
OH GOD WHAT'S THIS SWEET HEAVENLY JESUS IT'S MASTER HAND WHO'S HE GOING FOR THIS TIME OH MAN OH GOD OH GEEZ IT'S ROBIN WHAT'S MASTER HAND DOING TO HIM OH MAN I DON'T THINK HIS BACK IS SUPPOSED TO BEND THAT WAY, OH DEAR LORD ABOVE AND DEVIL BELOW, HE'S PUTTING THE LEVIN SWORD UP HIS NOSE, COULD THINGS POSSIBLY GET ANY WORSE
Master Hand and Robin were gone and then everyone else spawned.
Duck Hunt was going to play catch-the-explosive with Robin because he seemed like a cool guy, but Master Hand happened, so Duck Hunt needed a new playmate. Diddy Kong volunteered, but when Duck Hunt came over, barking happily and wagging his tail like a good boy, Diddy Kong shot him right between the eyes. Then he took the duck and stuck him underneath his rocket pack and roasted him and ate him, and it was good.
Suddenly, it was night. It was the darkest of night, and no one could see. Olimar jumped into his rocket and blasted off while giving Yoshi the finger, and everyone else ran and hid. Yoshi turned Diddy Kong into an egg, and they were both gruesomely mauled by gigantic bugs and other unspeakable horrors. When their feast had ended, the sun shone brightly once more, and the race was on.
Ganondorf and Charizard saw they were both going for Charizard. They made a silent truce and both of them charged up their B moves. Surrounding Charizard from both sides, they let their attacks fly. Ganondorf shot a wicked punch so strong it killed a puppy somewhere every time he threw it; Lucario's Aura Sphere was absolutely perfect and amazing and it would have gone great for both of them had Charizard not done an up B right out of the way at the last second, causing both Ganondorf and Lucario to explode from the other's attack.
Pikachu was caught in the blast. He was so close to taking out the King of Evil. He may have lost his Smash Ball, but at least he survived.
Peach took one look at Ganondorf and decided he was too sexy to leave alive, but she was too busy trying to pull a bomb before that whole fiasco happened.
Duck Hunt was going to play catch-the-explosive with Robin because he seemed like a cool guy, but Master Hand happened, so Duck Hunt needed a new playmate. Diddy Kong volunteered, but when Duck Hunt came over, barking happily and wagging his tail like a good boy, Diddy Kong shot him right between the eyes. Then he took the duck and stuck him underneath his rocket pack and roasted him and ate him, and it was good.
The time ran out and the round was over. Everyone noticed Shulk was just sitting there. Lucina asked him, "Why didn't you fight?" to which the reply was,
"I wasn't really feeling it."
Casualties this round:
Chaos Jackal (Ganondorf, pierced by Jeremy1026; shot by sillykyle; counterattacked by Drohn) (all of this strength combined was barely enough to defeat the dark lord of evil and awesome)
King Xerneas (Duck Hunt, shot by Machamp The Champion)
Luispipe8 (Lucario, counterattacked by Drohn)
Machamp The Champion (Diddy Kong, shot by Reinforce)
Reinforce (Yoshi, pierced by bbninjas)
Survivors:
bbninjas
Blui (Lucina)
Camoclone (Shulk)*
Drohn (Charizard)
Jeremy1026 (Pikachu)
sillykyle (Peach)
* gained a Smash Ball in this round
The third action phase starts now. As usual, you have 48 hours. Select a stage.