The Corrupted Wish Game

sonicyellow · Jul 22, 2011

Granted, he banned them because of your evil twin brother instead.

I wish I didn't have to remove my signature.

Their Goominess · Jul 23, 2011

Granted. Your sig has bad language in it and you get banned for it.

I wish my phone wasn't broken.

StarInaBox · Jul 23, 2011

Granted, but to fix it it costs one MILLION DOLLARS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
I wish i knew why the lioplurodon in paddys banner looks 3D

Snorchu · Jul 23, 2011

Granted. You turn off your 3DS, and now it's 2D.

I wish it wasn't so hot outside...

Naked Snake · Jul 23, 2011

Granted but it gets too cold.
I wish I had a pet Slowpoke

Their Goominess · Jul 23, 2011

Granted. Team Rocket steal it and cut its tail off.

I wish I was still at Summer School.

StarInaBox · Jul 23, 2011

Granted, but its a boring summer school and kill yourself in the lake.
I wish i had a pet zangoose

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Luckyfire · Jul 25, 2011

Granted. It breaks its claws that costs 100,000,000,000,000 to fix.

I wish DE became a admin.

Their Goominess · Jul 27, 2011

Granted. He IP bans you and forbids you from even mentioning this site, let alone being on it.

I wish my Magikarp in my SS Nuzlocke would level-up.

StarInaBox · Jul 30, 2011

Granted, it evolves into Gyarados and kills you with Outrage
I wish i knew why a Victribell has a floating tattoo (above sig)

Snorchu · Aug 3, 2011

Granted. After learning the reason, you get a phone call whose message is "SEVEN DAYS"...

I wish I didn't have to go to the old age home today...