Writing The Misadventures Of Tiffany Parker: A Novel

[StriatonIsMagic]

I decided to write this story. It's about my life in Unova. Enjoy.
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Part 1: Fame Sucks.
My name is Tiffany Parker, and I am the current Champion in the Unova region. You'd think that my being the Champion gives me a pretty relaxing life. Lemme be the first to tell you, IT ISN'T. When I want to be with my friends, I can't, train my Pokemon, never, and get some time to myself? That hasn't happened in how long?...Long story short, it's a pain in the butt. But I'm going to change that. Starting today, I will ban all the paparazzi from my life! I know just who to talk about with it. I walk over to my best friend, Cheren, and ask him what he thinks about my idea. "Well, knowing you, you probably don't have a plan to get rid of them." Cheren responds. "Yeah, I do!" I say, "I can just exile them, or blow them up!" Cheren facepalms at that. "That's not exactly....legal, Tiffany." "I don't care, I just want the paparazzi gone. Every time I want to-" He cuts me off, "I know. Every time you want to spend time with me, they get in your way. That, or they write tabloids about our supposed romantic involvement. Then all of the Distortion World breaks loose." "Exactly, Cheren. Exactly." I sigh in exasperation. "I still wanna blow them up." He laughs. "You sure do, Tiff. Let's go get some lunch, shall we?" "Sure." I say, and we head off to the nearest restaurant. Only time will tell if I can achieve my dream of destroying the disgusting paparazzi.

(To be continued)

 

[StriatonIsMagic]

Part #2: The Interview:
Cheren and I finally come up with a plan. We would go into the press where the tabloid magazines were produced, and talk to the people there. Then, once we get them convinced about our alleged romance, the press will probably ignore us. "So, when exactly can we do this?" I ask Cheren. "Eh, after lunch." "I can wait. I just really want them gone..." The moment I say this, Josh Peterson, the leading journalist and my personal enemy, appears beside our table. "Great, it's you." I sigh, exasperated. Then the camera crew arrives. "For the love of Arce-" I was cut off for the second time today, but not by my best friend. "Hello, Unova! I am Josh Peterson, reporting live from Zamera Bread! I'm here to interview the Champion, Tiffany Parker, about her love life." Josh says excitedly. "What are you doing here? I'm just here for lunch." I respond, still annoyed. "I'm here to interview you, of course! So, Tiffany, how are you feeling right now?" Josh points the mic in my direction. "I'm feeling like I want to sic Alen on you. Badly. Nobody interrupts my lunch." Alen is my Reshiram, by the way. Josh seems a little uncomfortable about this. "Um, okay...Now, on a scale of 1 to 10, just how madly in love are you with Cheren?" "Cheren. Isn't. My. Boyfriend." My eye twitches, as it always does when I get irritated. "She's right." Cheren comes to my defense. "Tiffany's my best friend and nothing more. Ya got that?" Cheren abruptly walks away, taking me with him. "Let's go, Tiffany." I go, leaving Josh and our lunch behind. "I guess we can go to the press now." I say. "I'm not so sure about that. And I think it's my fault." Cheren responds. "How's it your fault?" "You got irritated, and I came to your defense, instead of playing along." "You're right. I guess we'll think of something else." The two of us head back to my house, rethinking our plan.

 

[StriatonIsMagic]

UPDATE: I'm going to temporarily cancel the forum, but bring it back once I type it all up. Good luck to everyone else with their writing.