RE: Last poster wins!
Here is another part of the story!
I was at one of the Shroob's Shroob Scheming Conventions, where they discuss new plans to take over things, etc. It took place in the Shroob Mother Ship while it was flying. Princess Shroob was fixing to announce the purpose of the Last Poster Wins game to the audience, and I was very curious. She was sitting at the end of the table drinking....um..er.....coffee (I guess) and just beginning to speak about her plan, when one of the little Shroob Underlings said, " Why don't we just give up all of this and live peaceful lives with Mario, and er....what's his face greenie in the nice and peaceful Mushroom Kingdom? I'm tired of all this going around and conquering!" Well, you can imagine what happened. Everyone at the table gasped and stared at the little Shroob with menacing gleams in their eyes. Princess Shroob turned bright red, and her body was shaking out of furious, uncontrolable anger. Then she slowly rose out of her floating chair/throne thing, as all the other Shroobs besides the one she was after quickly hid under the table for cover. In her hand she was holding her.....um...coffee mug. She crushed the mug in her hands out of sheer anger, then she kept slowly advancing towards the cowering Shroob that had defied her. When she was within inches of the Shroob, she suddenly lashed out with one of her clawed arms and sliced that little Shroob's face (I will spare you of all the gory details that should go here.). The Shroob just lie on the floor, dead. Princess Shroob then grabbed the body between her pincer claw things, squeezed it extremely hard, then slowly brought it to her mouth, when a "Shroob" threw itself into her, sending her flying into one of the windows of the Mother Ship. The window shattered on impact, and Princess Shroob went hurdling through the air, out of the Mother Ship, and down, down to the ground. It had happened so fast, that nobody had had any time to do anything. The "Shroob" that rammed Princess Shroob just sat there, apparently lost in thought, until a Shroob that was loyal the the Princess, sliced him with it's claws, only to reveal a white head with red dots, not a purple head with white dots. I just stood there in awe as I realized what it was. This "Shroob", was a Toad spy! One of the Shroobs in higher ranks, schreeched something very loud, and then a horde of Shroids came swarming down a nearby staircase. They went right for the Toad. The Toad was curled up in a little ball, cowering in fear, as the Shroids quickly advanced towards it.....(scene change now.)
....Meanwhile, down on the grounds of Rougeport (Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door (They had been flying over that area in the Mushroom Kingdom at the time)) Princess Shroob just lie there in a heap, unconscious (I cannot give you much info during this part, due to the fact that I wasn't there, and I had to ask eyewitnesses for the info.). Zess T. happened to be on her morning stroll when she came upon Princess Shroob, so she quickly took her inside, before all those "nasty rouges" get the Princess. Zess T. then cooked up a Life Shroom and fed it to Princess Shroob, which made her immediatly snap up. Princess Shroob looked around, stood up, and observed Zess T's Mushroomish shape and Toadish design with a confused look in her eyes, when it all came back to her. The Shroob that knocked her out of the ship! (at this time, she didn't know about the Toad spy) She had to get that Shroob! Princess Shroob walked out of Zess T.'s house without a "thank you" or anything. She didn't care. All that she cared about was totally obliterating that puny, lowly, unworthy, undeserving, traitor of a Shroob.....(another scene change now)
.....The Shroids arrived in front of the Toad with a big boom. They went in for the kill, as the Toad screamed, "Mariooooooooo!!!" Suddenly, the same Shroob that called the Shroids, schreeched, "@%&$(#@"=! (HALT!)", and then said, "(^#@$(@^&$@, @^$(%(#$? )03*@* $($($($! (You mean him, puny Toad?), as he gestured to a door that had just opened. Slowly, a figure walked out of the dark doorway, and into the room. The Toad spy gasped in sheer astonishment, and sheer horror as he realized what he was looking at.....
Wow, this is getting pretty good!
