gamefreak33797, AHHHH!!! THE WHITE LIGHT OF TROLLING STRIKES AGAIN! I'll probably send you a PM of the details tomorrow... Or later on. I dunno. I need food and melatonin right now. Badly, too.
gamefreak33797, Nope. At least, I can't remember any right now...
Wait.
NO!
There were a couple more, however one is too vague, another too vulgar for PG-13, uhhh....
gamefreak33797, Well ya, that's like one-in-infinity.
It's my life, so it'll never happen to you.
Btw, the vision is older than my membership, so it had no real values about it until now.
gamefreak33797, I'm still glad her mother let her wear a tank top... Then let us help get prepare for the cookout by cleaning off the lawn chairs.
Look, I told her not to spray me, but when she did, I had to spray her back. It's not my fault she was nearly drenched!
gamefreak33797, It's not entirely your fault... My weekend took some unexpecting turns. Questions were asked, answers weren't given, man cards may have been put up to be revoked...
gamefreak33797, Ah. You're confusing me now. My head is like, "I swear boy, you keep doing this to yourself, and I'll just shutdown. Enough with the whole personal questions thing."
gamefreak33797, See, and I can't suggest anything to help you cope with it. I was about to say, "Get a girlfriend."
Then I remembered you were asexual, not hetero, and I was like, "Don't say that."
gamefreak33797, Your anger... Needs more anger! For your emotions will drive in you
... Strength! Negative ones always more powerful, because you reflect upon them most!
You... High schooler boy, correct?