I saw you're getting bullied. Use me and I'll rough 'em up a bit. You know, teach 'em a lesson. Unless you're lying to get drama and attention, but you wouldn't do that, right?
I still haven't told you your new nickname I have for you, have I?
...there's a Jolly Rancher in it for you if you can get chat to work.
(also I'd just like to talk before you leave as I'm going to have a busy weekend)
(unless I'm too late)