Okay. So. In church, I was invited to speak to the congregation (idk why the old pastor dude even asked me), and he wanted me to speak about how the filth of the internet encouraged today's youth to be rebellious (something along those lines). So, before me, there was this lady who droned on and on about how her husband died and how she will be eternally seperated from him in limbo or something...Okay, so I go up for my turn and I'm like, "There is nothing bad about the internet. It is the most perfect thing ever, and if you disagree with me then you're crazy stupid. Bye." and I walked down from the pulpit. The pastor 'forbade' me from ever going again, because apparently I am a great example of the disrespectful youth he fears.
However, this means good opportunities, too. Since I'm not allowed back to his church again, that means my parents can't force me to go to church anymore. In return, I can focus on finding a new religion that I actually believe in (no matter how dissapointed my parents are).