I use my king fu grip to slap your ladies tits
if you think I'm Chinese then I like ninja please
I don't like Kim Jong il he tried to get me killed
Throw you nun-chucks in the air
Ancient Chinese recipe from Jesus Christ
I eat my ramen cup
Where did my mom end up
I left her in Tokyo
Those Philippians sluts
wait who just bombed Detroit the city has been destroyed
it was the Japanese?? Hello remember me
I disgrace my father for every vagina I have no entered by force
Open sesame