Reshiwott, I have all those things, actually; there's really very little I require right now. The Dreamyard monkeys are the only things I want right now...
...oh, and a Groudon in a 4th Gen game caught in SoulSilver, but I doubt you have that.
Reshiwott, let's try evolving the Poliwhirl first. I actually have to leave for class in a half-hour so I probably don't have time for a battle just yet.