I was working on the forums,
Late one night,
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight,
For the spambots in the shadows began to rise,
And suddenly to my surprise.
(he did the mash) He did the Admin mash,
(the Admin mash) It was a forums smash,
(he did the mash) It caught on in a flash,
(he did the mash) He did the Admin mash,
(wa-oo) From my laptop at the USC,
(wa-oo) To the front page news which the members see,
(wa, wa-oo) The bots all came from their cramped slammers,
(wa-oo) To get a kick, from my banhammer.
(they did the mash) They did the Admin mash,
(the Admin mash) It was a forums smash,
(they did the mash) It caught on in a flash,
(they did the mash) They did the Admin mash,
(wa-ooo) The s-mods were having fun,
(anashoop wa-oo) The party had just begun,
(anashoop wa-oo) The guests included waterguy,
(anashoop wa-oo) Sonicmoj and his son.
(wa-ooo) The scene was rocking, they were digging the bans,
(wa-oo) Bots in chains, all kicking the can,
(wa-oo) The forum police was about to arrive,
(wa-oo) With their vocal group, the troll kicker five
(they played the mash) They played the Admin mash,
(the Admin mash) It was a forums smash,
(they played the mash) It caught on in a flash,
(they played the mash) They played the Admin mash
(its now the mash) Its now the Admin mash,
(the Admin mash) And its a forums smash,
(its now the mash) It's caught on in a flash,
(its now the mash) Its now the Admin mash.
(wa-oo) Now everything's cool, the bots are all gone,
(wa-oo) And my mods are all happy that it is dawn,
(wa, wa-oo) For you, the guests, this mash was meant too,
(wa-oo) When you get to sign up, tell them Bacon sent you.
(Then you can mash) Then you can Admin mash,
(the Admin mash) and do my forums smash,
(then you can mash) You'll catch on in a flash,
(then you can mash) Then you can Admin mash