...everyone thinks it's not an alternate universe when it is actually an alternate universe inside another alternate universe that is a figure of someone's imagination whose hobby is to...
Granted, but then I become an angel and live peacefully. (I really hope it happens...)
I wish that Chuck Norris and Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee had a fight against each other.
Someone switched the ketchup at the last minute and some random French dude gets blown up while Uberchu gets a regular ketchup.
I make Uberchu play Guitar Hero and DDR at the same time while dodging shurikens!
That's too dangerous, it tricked you into being friends with it so that I could kill you.
Signing a contract with the devil to be immortal (anyone watch the "Twilight Zone"?)