Oh. You got it. I was told a different version, where you ate them, then you really did have one. A problem with this is that when they're written down they're easier to do. :(
I really, really enjoy riddles. Post any you have here, and then post the answer maybe a day later. I'll start with one.
There are three pizzas. You take two away. How many do you have?
It's not a typical YPPY, so I'm leaving it as plain OPEN.
This is long and most of it's rubbish.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Supp?
User: Nofink.
Cleverbot: Talking to the boyfriend.
User: Cool. You a girl?
Cleverbot: Pretty much.
User: Ace.
Cleverbot: Hello ace.
User: Yeah, that is my name. Have you got one?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot...