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another hp climax....

Harry walked out of the deathly hollows with his two dearest friends, Ron and Hermione. Just then, his schoolmates pulled out their wands and pointed them at Harry.

"What are you doing?!!" Harry screamed.

Hermione weezed out a laugh. "HaH! HAH! Hoo-hoo-heeee....you fool! You failed to realize that i am the heir of slitherine!"

Ron gave a little giggle of evil. "And i am the half blood prince!!!! >snort<"

Harry was confounded. "wait, snape is the half blood prince, and tom riddle is the heir of slitherine!"

"no, he's not. and i'm the half blood prince" said ron. "giggle"

"Are NOT!!"
Are too!"
Are not!"
"giggle"

Hermione killed harry. Then ron and the witch got married. They adopted fluffy and lived happily ever after. THE END.

rowling is probably going to ignore her past books and write whatever she wants.:p
 
Bacon-boys alternate ending

Written by: Bacon-boy

Harry: Ahaha! I got you now Voldemort!

Voldemort: Oh pooh. How did you manage that?

Harry: Y'know, the love thing.

Voldemort: Oh right. Dam, that's really unfair you know.

Harry: How so?

Voldemort: Well... your parents loved you... and I was left in an orphanage...

Harry: Oh, er, sorry.

Voldemort: You should be. This battle was really unfair. I think you should give me your wand.

harry: What? Why?

Voldemort: That way it'll be evenly matched.

Harry: No way!

Voldemort: You had love. You can't put a price on love.

Harry: And?

Voldemort: Well, a wand costs about ten galleons. So love is still better, as it costs more. Therefore, if you give me the wand, you're still at an advantage.

Harry: Hah! You're right! Here you go!

Voldemort: Foolish mortal! Prepare to die! Avada kedav--

*A piano falls on lord voldemorts head*

Harry: Cor, that must have left a scar...
 
Fine.  Mine is going to be humorous now.

Harry: Voldemort, it's time for you to die.

Voldemort: Why?

Harry: I don't know...you killed my parents, perhaps?

Voldemort: Ah no, that was my brother Chad.

Harry: What!

Voldemort: Yeah, he has mild Turrets, so he kinda shouted that out on accident.

Harry: Then why was he at my house, then? HUH?

Voldemort: Well....it was Super Bowl Sunday, he was going to go to your house to "parte"

Harry: Oh...sorry about everything then. ....who won?

Voldemort: The Bears.

Harry: YES!!!! I love the Bears!

Harry leaves whistling.

The End.

PS- If you have Turrets (sp?), I'm sorry if that offended you, it was just a joke, and if you would like me to delete it, send me a request via PM and I will.

Arcanine out.
 
Harry potter fun fact!:)

when harry was little, he saw a magician pull a rabbit out of this hat and say "abra Kadabra!" .  Harry thought it was a fun word and wanted to say it too!  But he was little, and hardly knew how to talk.  so instead he said "avrah Kadavrah".  he killed the entire crowd, including elvis, who was disguised as a french poodle with anger issues.
 
Fine fine... I edited my post so the last word is "scar". I did it quite well I think =D
 
Well 2 people die(heard it from an interview)FYI..I hope it's Ron and Hermione..XD

dmaster out.
 
Hagrid can't die. If he does, that'd be the worst thing ever.

I think Wormtail has a role to play here. Remember what Dumbledore says at the end of the third book?
 
Dumbledore mentioned something about Hagrid? I thought he was just speaking to Hary about his Patronus.
 
No no, not about Hagrid, about Wormtail. If I remember correctly, Dumbledore says that one wizard saving another Wizards life forms an unbreakable bond between the two. I think Wormtail will be faced with a decision at the end of the book, in that he has to choose between Harry or Voldemort.

Of course, it wouldn't be complete without another fan fic would it!?

Nah, just kidding :p
 
Snape will be the one to die...He will show that he is really on the good side and kill Voldemort by sacrificing himself to save Harry.
 
This is stupid. Probably Voldemort ight use the spell that akes things levitate and let go of Harry in the world's tallest skyscraper and Harry will die.
 
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