Actual label instructions on consumer goods

apophys said:
People tip over the machine towards them to try to get a free drink/snack. They sometimes lose control of it and it crushes them.
Note: If they succeed, the company loses profits.
Easiest way to try to combat this is to write something on the machine. Not very effective, though.
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They could make the machines stuck to the ground though. No one will be able to move it then.
 
This reminds me of one I saw a while ago.
On a kitchen knife
"Warning: keep out of children"
(Oops, too late.)
One of the best typos ever.
 
How are these avoiding a lawsuit?

3. On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???...)


4. On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion.)

13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh... fly Delta?)

10. On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to... what?)
 
42 chocolate said:
How are these avoiding a lawsuit?

3. On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???...)


4. On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion.)

13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh... fly Delta?)

10. On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to... what?)
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They aren't. Those are just plain stupid.
 
OMG the guys that make these are complete morons "Product is hot after heatin" No...really...I thought that it would be freezing cold. Roflcopter.
 
quote:
"This document contains sensitive electronics. For best performance, do not bend, perforate or expose to extreme temperatures."

Last page of a US passport.


(no, I have no intention of skewering it over a BBQ)
 
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