Answer the Question

[Snorchu]

Yes.

Why did you cross the path of a black Skitty?

 

[red blastoise]

cuz i saw a black espeon on the other side

why is pizza invented

 

[AAred]

to make fat people happy

what is your name

 

[Zyflair]

Currently in my stomach; I was hungry so I ate it...

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

 

[darkrai1246]

It didn't! A car ran it over!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

 

[Snorchu]

To peck a teammate.

Why did the chicken cross the path of a black cat?

 

[Gman]

Because he wanted to make a point.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

 

[Zyflair]

Because he couldn't jump over Earth.

Why is Pikalax stalking me?

 

[red blastoise]

cuz he loves you (no ofense or anything)

why is zyflair stalking pikalax?

 

[Snorchu]

Yes.

I'm going to ask you a bunch of questions, and I would like to have them answered immediately! Who is your daddy, and what does he do?