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I'm a big fan of game shows, but I don't have cable anymore so I don't watch them. I used to, though.
That said, I'm really only a fan of the original version of any given show, and if it has been redone it can go die in a fire with burning and murder.
FOR EXAMPLE
Press Your Luck = gooooood. Peter Tomarkenis was the king of the Big Board. I'd watch that version all day long.
Whammy the whatever who gives a squirrel turd: BAD. Electronic board, slickly animated Whammies, and a stupid host with a smile that makes you want to punch his lights out? Passola on that garbage.
The Price Is Right is the same way. I have nothing against Drew Carey, but I just cannot watch TPIR anymore now that Bob Barker isn't at the helm. It ain't the same.
Thank the dark lord Satan that Pat Sajak still runs Wheel of Fortune. Dude had better be doing that until he's a hundred and three. I want him to die of old age as he does the final spin.
Ditto for Jeopardy!
I like a couple "new" game shows, too. Lingo is boss and I have seriously considered going on it because I would win (I pretty much always do). Millionaire was cool when Regis was hosting, now it's that one girl who sucks and is not Regis, so Millionaire gets the shunaroonie from me.
Same with Weakest Link. When it was the one evil lady it was good. Now it's... not her. Ew.
Oh yeah, Family Feud. The new version of that really makes me want to behead some puppies or something. Family Feud only should be hosted by Richard Dawson and in every episode he has to kiss ALL OF THE WOMEN OR IT IS NOT THE FEUD.
So yeah, that's my miniature rant on game shows. Leave the oldies alone. Take your 1 vs 100 and and and Survivor or whatever and Chain Reaction (another good game) and make up your own games. STOP KILLING THE CLASSICS, YOU TWITS.
That is all. One love.
That said, I'm really only a fan of the original version of any given show, and if it has been redone it can go die in a fire with burning and murder.
FOR EXAMPLE
Press Your Luck = gooooood. Peter Tomarken
Whammy the whatever who gives a squirrel turd: BAD. Electronic board, slickly animated Whammies, and a stupid host with a smile that makes you want to punch his lights out? Passola on that garbage.
The Price Is Right is the same way. I have nothing against Drew Carey, but I just cannot watch TPIR anymore now that Bob Barker isn't at the helm. It ain't the same.
Thank the dark lord Satan that Pat Sajak still runs Wheel of Fortune. Dude had better be doing that until he's a hundred and three. I want him to die of old age as he does the final spin.
Ditto for Jeopardy!
I like a couple "new" game shows, too. Lingo is boss and I have seriously considered going on it because I would win (I pretty much always do). Millionaire was cool when Regis was hosting, now it's that one girl who sucks and is not Regis, so Millionaire gets the shunaroonie from me.
Same with Weakest Link. When it was the one evil lady it was good. Now it's... not her. Ew.
Oh yeah, Family Feud. The new version of that really makes me want to behead some puppies or something. Family Feud only should be hosted by Richard Dawson and in every episode he has to kiss ALL OF THE WOMEN OR IT IS NOT THE FEUD.
So yeah, that's my miniature rant on game shows. Leave the oldies alone. Take your 1 vs 100 and and and Survivor or whatever and Chain Reaction (another good game) and make up your own games. STOP KILLING THE CLASSICS, YOU TWITS.
That is all. One love.