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bonsly1994

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tonight so get out those Umbrellas, and try to stay inside! Will update you further when we... *the TV screen goes blank, then that crackling noise is heard... you creep up to it to try and fix it, but before you do... something appears on the screen. A dark hooded figure. It slowly says...

I am your masta
Bow dow before me
I'm not just a poet
But a technical worker too

I bid you now
A hello but no sincere
As I ask you to shew
Away from my view

I come here now
To warn you of us
The planetary race
Whom will devore you all

We come at dawn
But arise at night
We slauder your cattle
And your TV's too

Don't be alarmed
We're to help you through
Because if you don't cooperate
We'll eat you too

So please, no alarm
No siren, no horn
Just some flesh fresh humans
I so wish to desire...

*TV shuts off*

You stand their starying blankly... then the TV goes back on and the thing appears again...

Oh yea... your mom is a very nice lady!

But what I must eat is your desire
Find something I like
Something Juicy
Something light

No crunchy please
No lettuce or tamato
Just some good 'ol filling
From 'ol pappa Tsu

I want paper wrapped gifts
Decorative too
And something not human
Only fairytale it exists

If you find this, we rid your planet
And find another
So for now
I bid you adu

You just walk away, grab a bannana and eat it.

Whoever can find what the alien wants you get a surprise!!!!!
 
Krucifier said:
What the heck...???
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Yeah, what is this? o-o
 
So this is a riddle of some sort?
If so, I can see it wants something soft from a fairytale that isn't a human. That doesn't help narrow it down.
However, I do see a number of spelling mistakes...
This is just all very strange.
 
Exactly! You have to figure out what he wants, if not he will rid the whole earth of humans!!!!!!
 
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