Brainteasers!

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Post your favorite brainteasers here. Put the answers in white, which you can do by bringing up the reply page with the energy symbols and smilies over to your left. Then, hit the A with a gray rectangle underneath it next to the text size box, and choose white. When the tag comes up, it should say: color=#FFFFFF in the brackets. (Most of you probably knew how to do that, but some people don't) Here are my brainteasers:

What word, when you take out the last four letters, is still pronounced the same?
>Queue<

The person who makes it doesn't want it. The person who buys it doesn't need it. The person who owns it doesn't know it. What is it?
>A Coffin<

As black as night I'll always be
Until my mother smothers me
Then clear as ice I will become
In the rough, thank you mom!
What am I?
>A diamond<

That's all for now.
 
I am more powerful than God (assuming the judeocristian God is real)
I am more evil than the devil (see above but sub God add devil)
The poor have me.
The rich need me.
If you eat me, you'll die.
What am I?
>nothing<

Copied and pasted from a random website. I like this one :3
 
I liked Zero's.

A rooster is perched ontop of some large building, like the Empire State Building or the Sears Tower. No, it's the Hancock Building in Boston.
No, it's the Sears Tower. If it lays an egg, which way does it fall off, left or right?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
 
Bulbabuddy said:
I liked Zero's.

If a kangaroo hops ontop of the Empire State Building, and layed and egg right at the top, will it fall of to the left or the right?
Kangaroos don't lay eggs, neither.
A kangaroo can't jump that high. Riddle solved. ;)
 
An elephant walked up to another elephant. What did it say?
>Nothing, elephants don't talk<
 
runeon12 said:
An elephant walked up to another elephant. What did it say?
>Nothing, elephants don't talk<

Hah, that one was kind of easy.
Mine's pretty easy too, however (imo).

You manage to fit a giraffe in a kitchen fridge. How'd you do it?


>>You open the fridge door and let it walk in. ;P
 
.....I'm gonna post a real one now.

When standing at the most northern point of the earth, what is the name of the closest island to the west of that point?

(There is no island because when you are at the most northern point of earth all directions are south.)
 
Here's a good one I've heard (though it's similar to SinnohTrainer17's, only longer ;)):

1. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?

>Open the door, let it walk in and close the door<

2. How do you put an elephant in the fridge?

>Open the door, take the giraffe out, let the elephant walk in and close the door<

3. All the animals in the area are going to a special animal conference, but 1 doesn't attend. What is this animal?

>It's the elephant, because it's still in the fridge<

4. You want to safely cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles, and there is no bridge. How do you get to the other side?

>Just swim across; the crocodiles are at the animal conference!<
 
Timeshift said:
Here's a good one I've heard (though it's similar to SinnohTrainer17's, only longer ;)):

1. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?

>Open the door, let it walk in and close the door<

2. How do you put an elephant in the fridge?

>Open the door, take the giraffe out, let the elephant walk in and close the door<

3. All the animals in the area are going to a special animal conference, but 1 doesn't attend. What is this animal?

>It's the elephant, because it's still in the fridge<

4. You want to safely cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles, and there is no bridge. How do you get to the other side?

>Just swim across; the crocodiles are at the animal conference!<

LOL. that's where I got mine from! I just couldn't remember it because it was from so long ago xP
 
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