The OP was already edited by a moderator so why wasn't it locked? This thread takes the cake.
Oh well...
The corner shop baker was a true artist when it came to making birthday cakes. One customer asked him "can you make a birthday cake for my wife, she's an optician?" He agreed and produced a birthday cake in the perfect detail of a winking eye.
His next customer said " can you make a birthday cake for my husband, he's a dentist." He agreed and produced a cake in the shape of an open mouth, including the teeth and tongue.
At that moment another customer began to leave his shop, when the baker asked "can I help you?" The lady turned and said"no, I don't think so,it's my husband birthday today, but he's a gynaecologist".
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OK, maybe we can salvage this thread. What was the best cake you have ever eaten? I think my best was the one I ate on my 6th birthday. It was a power rangers cake. I think I ate the yellow ranger first.