Cleverbot Quotes Thread [Follow The Rules!!]

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User: I want to be the very best.

Cleverbot: I don't think it's good to be too ambitious.

User: Sigh.

Cleverbot does not approve of my singing, either.
 
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi!
User: I'm back!
Cleverbot: Hey.
User: Do you like Pokemon?
Cleverbot: Pokemon?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Tell me about Pokemon.
User: Well they are cute and powerful.
Cleverbot: No, they are big!
User: ?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are you a real doctor?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well what's my name?
User: Jenny.
Cleverbot: Your name is Jenny.
User: No my name is Rileigh.
Cleverbot: No, your name is John.
User: I'm a girl.
Cleverbot: No, your name is Rileigh. You can't fool me.
User: No it's Dr. Rileigh.
Cleverbot: But I do not like liars.
User: I'm not a liar I'm a Doctor.
Cleverbot: Well, what kind of job do you have?
User: I'm a doctor. Thats what job I have.
Cleverbot: Ok then.
User: So do you like Pokemon?
Cleverbot: Yes, my favorite pokemon is Bidoof.
User: My favorite Pokemon is Snivy.
Cleverbot: What about Giratina?
User: What about it?
Cleverbot: You know it.
User: Yes. I have one level 100.
Cleverbot: I have 2.
User: What about Snivy?
Cleverbot: He killed Dumbledore!
 
@Snivylover's
The last two lines are what makes it good.

User: My name is Celverbot.
Cleverbot: Cool name.
User: Its actually stupid.
Cleverbot: Rawr!!
 
User: Ever given any thought as to why afro likes bouffalant so much?

Cleverbot: Many times.

User: What do you think? Do you know why he likes it so much?

Cleverbot: He likes me but he lives far away. What should I do?

User: Move closer to him so you can be with him every night.

Cleverbot: I NEVER said I was God.

User: O.0.

Cleverbot: What kind of car do you drive?

User: Stay on topic! You should move closer to afro so you can spend every night with him.

Cleverbot: Very nice I'm really amazed of your sensibility.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Think nothing of it. Apparently you don't.




-sillykyle!
 
User: Yo! Champ in the making!
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Did you just Rick Roll me?
Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down.
User: .__.
Cleverbot: Limestone.


I have never been trolled so hard.....
 
I agree, Chillarmy.
I nominate Xdogking's for the Hall of Fame.

Anyone agree?

User: Go Charizard!
Cleverbot: Charizard died in Lavender Town.
User: Omgosh...
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: He died?
Cleverbot: Yep. Our house help forgot to feed him and he was like the greatest dog I ever had.
 
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