Discussion Common Phrases Heard While Playing the TCG

[The Last Shaymin]

"I win the game"
"wait how"
"read unown hands ability,"
*picks up card*
"and I have 35 cards in my hand, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35. GG mate."

 

[MegaAbsol10]

30 and 30 to the (insert Pokemon here)

 

[Blinkehyo]

"Guzma for lele"

Sad that both of those are gonna go bye bye soon

 

[Vom]

*Next Destinies comes out*
Every single match ever:

Spoiler

(replace no u with X Ball)

 

[The Almighty Bidoof]

I was gonna post something similar. Lol
When I'm playing, I commonly hear my opponent ask "Can I read what that card does"

 

[arulz]

"Guzma for lele"

Sad that both of those are gonna go bye bye soon

Also, “Lele for guzma”

 

[The Almighty Bidoof]

"Do you have Guzma?" is another Guzzy one

 

[Scoop]

Hammerhead, GG
If you're old enough to remember this I love you

Oh, those were the days. Even Jet Punch can't fill the Landorus-shaped hole in my heart

 

[mordacazir]

Shrine damage

 

[MegaAbsol10]

Player 1: *Insert Attack* for knockout
Player 2: That's not a knockout
Player 1: It Is, look...(insert damage mods and counting). Oh, I'm 10 damage short. Yeah, not a knockout.

 

[Blinkehyo]

"Do you have Guzma?" is another Guzzy one

Lets get even more meta, lele for the guzma, then guzma for the lele. Ooooooo~

Player 1: *Insert Attack* for knockout
Player 2: That's not a knockout
Player 1: It Is, look...(insert damage mods and counting). Oh, I'm 10 damage short. Yeah, not a knockout.

I am SO guilty of this.
That and i accidentally ultra balled for a cynthia (completely missed the step where i grab the lele)

 

[The Almighty Bidoof]

That and i accidentally ultra balled for a cynthia (completely missed the step where i grab the lele

We've all been there

 

[WinterShorts]

"Trade One", "Trade Two", "Trade Three", "Guzma, bring up the Ralts."

"Syacmore", "Ultra Ball *drops the 2 cards for cost*, Shaymin (EX)", "Rayquaza Spirit Link", "Rayquaza Spirit Link", "Shaybae for 6."

 

[Blinkehyo]

"Psychic recharge, psychic recharge, psychic recharge, invasion, moons eclipse for knock out"

 

[MegaAbsol10]

"Psychic recharge, psychic recharge, psychic recharge, invasion, moons eclipse for knock out"

Similar to that is 'Charging up, charging up, charging up, Mind Blown for (insert number of damage) for knockout'.

 

[iGeek256]

Me: And I Ko your Tag Team
PikaRom player: How???
Me: Thunder mountain is a stadium, it works both ways.
Them: I still have another benched
Me: &#%@*

 

[Pokenerd]

Me: Judge.
Judge: Yes?
Me: No I meant I am using judge.
Judge: Oh ok.
Me: JUDGE!!!
Judge: Did you just use judge twice?
Me: No my opponent drew 5 cards instead of 4.
Judge: Oh ok.

 

[The Almighty Bidoof]

Me: Judge.
Judge: Yes?
Me: No I meant I am using judge.
Judge: Oh ok.
Me: JUDGE!!!
Judge: Did you just use judge twice?
Me: No my opponent drew 5 cards instead of 4.
Judge: Oh ok.

I've never seen this but I want to so bad.

Also, "Jirachi....grabbing Guzma."

 

[KK-Swizzle]

"Can I look at your discard pile?"

 

[Blinkehyo]

"Can I look at your discard pile?"

Oh my god yes.

And "how many cards do you have in your hand?"
*looks down at cards* "A lot"