Finished Crush A Wish [YPPY]

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BigfootAUS

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Welcome back to Crush A Wish, a classic YPPY game here on PokeBeach!

In this game, each time you post, you get to wish for something - anything! Then the next person to post will grant your wish, but give it an unfortunate twist. (Aww. :() After crushing a wish, you must then make your own wish for the next person to crush. Isn't this game just a bag full of joy?

Example:

Person A said:
I wish for a cup of hot chocolate.
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Person B said:
Granted, but it was out-of-date and now you need the toilet really urgently.

I wish I could be taller.
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As noted in the thread title, this game follows the You-Person-Person-You (YPPY) rule. You must wait for two other people to post after your previous post before you may post again.

This game will end on the 23rd of May! Let's begin with:


I wish for this thread to have 200 wishes before the next Crush A Wish game is posted.
 
Granted, but all of the posts are from you in a dire attempt to satisfy yourself.

I wish I was working at a real Krusty Krab.
 
Granted, but you forgot it was underwater and you drown on your first day.

I wish I could fly.
 
Granted, but when Flying, Thunder will never miss and will have doubled power, so you get KOd quite easily.

I wish I could pull a M-Gallade-EX FA.
 
Granted. It's a factory miscut and it's 60% M Gallade-EX FA and 40% Switch. Kekekekeke...

I wish this wish had some kind of expoitable fault that someone below me will discover and warn me of.
 
Granted, but no one will tell you because it's too confusing to explain

I wish for incredible DJ skills
 
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Granted. However you became soooo popular that every single person in the world knows of you. Good right? Well, you're just about as popular as Beiber's Baby, which has more haters than likers.

I wish I could manipulate time.
 
Granted, but you mess up and end up changing your timezone to OVTRST (Over The Rainbow Standard Time).

I wish I could have good pulls when choosing my boosters.
 
Granted. Now you have 36 copies of: (varies dependent on the set)
BCR - Cresselia-EX
PLS - Gold Charizard (error version)
PLF - Plasma Tornadus-EX
PLB - Plasma Dialga-EX
LTR - Kyurem-EX
XY - Emolga-EX
FLF - Magnezone-EX
FUF - Heracross-EX
PHF - Mega Gengar-EX (PHF has no bad SR/UR cards, so this applies just by comparison)
PRC - Gold Switch
RSK - Thundurus-EX

I wish I would stop forgetting to write a crushed wish and not a personal wish.
 
Granted. But the memory that was placed to remember to post a personal wish was your password for logging into your blog. Oops.

I wish I had a batch of delicious cookies.
 
Granted, but you have so many that they overwhelm you and you end up buried by cookies.

I wish some people here understood French.
 
Granted, but they could only understand it. Not speak/type it. (wait how does that work?)

I wish Goomy would finally get the cupcake.
 
Granted, but it's really stale from being in Vom's signature for several months and it tastes terrible.

I wish I knew how to play the guitar.
 
Granted, but it was not made to be played with four arms and therefore it breaks.

I wish I didn't have to wake up early every day.
 
Vom said:
Granted, but it was not made to be played with four arms and therefore it breaks.

I wish I didn't have to wake up early every day.
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Granted. You never have to wake up again. You sleep eternally.......

I wish I never had to go to sleep ever.
 
Granted, but you die. You actually need to sleep.

I wish I could complete my millions of assignments and get good marks.
 
Why should I grant this wish? Work harder and EARN your marks, brave ninja.

I wish Snoopy was my own dog.
 
NintendoAlian said:
Granted, but he runs away the first day you get him.

I wish I had every major Nintendo release every year.
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Granted, but Nintendo moves to mobile only releases and no more main series games

I wish we got the same quality of Pokemon card as Japan.
 
Granted, but to keep the same quality, cards raise largely in price to $15 per booster.

I wish I had a cool looking computer mouse.
 
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