May meets misty and they become friends before May finds out misty's been flirting with ash and so she tries to beat her up, but then May calls for her army of men {aka Drew, Harley, max(what can he do?), and that guy, i forget his name....} and then misty gets pissed off that May has seven pokemon and she only has six to battle, so she calls HER army of men {tracy, and whoever else I'm too lazy to write} and they all get into this huge fight and paul's standing there like "What the hell..." so he walks off and gets destroyed by team rocket.May tackles misty and they fall into a pond and ash is just standing there, wondering why it's so exiting to watch them wrestle all soaking wet. And then Dawn sees her chance and so she comes in all gorgeous and flirty and ash falls madly in love and they go to get married, the end! YAY PAUL DIE!!!!! XD
lol randomness. and then...PIKACHU DESTROYS ALL POKEMON HATERZ!!!!!!!!
joke just for all poke fans~
[[how do you get a pikachu inside a bus?
YOu "poke em on"!!!!]]
ONE MORE THING!!
FORTUNESHIPPING MUST TAKE OVER EVERYTHING!!!