Dumbest thing you have ever done (in the kitchen)

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Well one time I was turning some meat over and the meat slipped out of the tongs and oil got on my arm. It was not fun it happened today. But I am fine now


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I was dribbling a basketball in the kitchen and I bounced it really high that it went flying and broke a candle jar and a coffee cup, lol.
 
Well I haven't injured myself in the kitchen or have any kitchen castrophes, but I do have something that involves cooking. On the back of a pasta salad it said to slowly stir in the noodles. I poor a few noodles and stir it. About a minute later I add a few more. I keep doing this until the noodles were finally all in and cooked.
 
Also, Once when my brother was little, a little fire started on the floor (I have no clue how) and he was standing right next to it trying to touch it, then my mom went to make bagels and she stopped him right on time. Scary.
 
Yeah I also pretended to throw bisquick at my brother and the package opened and my brother was covered in FLour and the look on his face was just like uhhhhhh what the heck.

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i think one of the dumbest thing my brother did was to make microwavable popcron. instead of setting it for 3 minutes he set it for 33 minutes! no joke.
 
I heated up a leftover burrito from Taco Bell and forgot to take off the shiny wrapping and it started a mini fire inside the microwave. Luckily I could put it out quickly.

dmaster out.
 
This was about 5 years ago. I had a juice box and froze it. I wanted a drink so I put it in the microwave for 2 minutes and spilled the contents on my belly button. I wasn't wearing a shirt, and it burned. There is still a scar.

Another time I was on my counter looking for something to eat, and the cabinet door beneath was open. I fell. And cut my back on it.
 
Hmm... one time I was putting away a knife because I thought I was going to be eating some steak, but I actually wasn't. The place where my family usually puts the knives are on a high shelf. I was feeling really lazy, so I tried to throw the knife box. Yes, I put the knife in a box. Anyways, I tried to throw it being in a rush and because I was lazy. Turns out how I not only totally missed, but I forgot to close the box. I honestly don't get how one forgets to do that, but I did. Luckily, when the knives fell out, it missed me all together. But since the tip of the knife was pointing downwards, it would've really hurt if I got hit.

A message to anyone reading this, I learned several things from this. One, to always take the time to do things. Two, I have bad aim. Three, I should always close boxes.
 
When I was small I wanted to freeze Coka-Cola in the freezer so I tried it out. After a couple minutes later I heard a big BOOM!
When I opened the freezer up the whole freezer was covered in Coke.
 
my sister convinced me to eat the same cat food three times in a row, and every time I just believed her that maybe it did just taste like cookies, and maybe I just got a bad piece. the catfood was in the kitchen, BTW
 
Oh I know. I was throwing a basketball up and down, despite my mom telling me not to. As my mom was bringing our dinner to the table, I lost control of the ball, it hit her, and the spaghetti went all over the floor. We still have small spaghetti sauce stains xD
 
I was sick and got up to put toast in the toaster-oven, I didn't feel good and forgot to check it. I finally realized this when smoke came from the kitchen into the living room.
 
Pokeman said:
I touched the stove right after my mom said not to. I was like four. :(
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I was a good boy. I never touched the stove. :D

I got, like, an incredibly brain-freeze. I was jumping all around the room and I accidentally hit a whole bunch of pans on one of the counters. I got knocked out and I fell. When I woke up, my higher gums were bleeding. Apparently, when I got KO'd, I had fallen and bust my gums on the counter top. Not a very fun experience.

...and the moral of the story is: get a brain freeze; you die.
 
I still remember, when I was around 7 or 8, my aunt made some spagetthi. I went to get some. After she gave me, I was so eager to eat that I just started running to the table outside. Next moment, I saw all my spagetthi on the floor. D:
 
I was once making brownies. I put them in the oven, set the timer...and once the timer went off twenty-five minutes later I realized I hadn't actually plugged in the oven.

GOOD TIMES.
 
Zenith said:
I was once making brownies. I put them in the oven, set the timer...and once the timer went off twenty-five minutes later I realized I hadn't actually plugged in the oven.

GOOD TIMES.
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We did the same thing with potatoes. For about an hour. It turned out the lights were on but the oven wasn't.
 
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