Dumbest thing you have ever done (in the kitchen)

[bacon]

I was young and dad froze a cuban frog(they eat other frogs) and i felt bad for it and i heated up in the microwave and it exploded.

Incredible first post haha

I haven't really done anything dumb outside of mediocre things like burning pizzas and whatnot, but when I was younger me and my friend were bunking off of school and his house was free, so we hung out there for a bit. He was hungry and decided to make some toast, and... well, long story short, he burned the toast so badly that every room in the house stunk of smoke, and we were totally busted. lol

 

[DNA]

I was once making brownies. I put them in the oven, set the timer...and once the timer went off twenty-five minutes later I realized I hadn't actually plugged in the oven.

GOOD TIMES.

I once did the reverse of that.

I had turned on the toaster oven and stuck in one of those frozen pizzas (the ones you leave in the freezer and warm up later). As per the instructions I set the toaster oven to 400 degrees and the timer to 10 minutes.

Later when I came back about 15 minutes later (or so), I realized I never turned the timer on.

The stupidest thing my brother has ever done, though, is put a kettle on a burner (on a stove), turned it on, and left it there. The worst bit was that there was no water in it. As a result I believe bits of the bottom peeled off.

 

[sillykyle]

I was at my friend's house and I was making toast. The timer went off, so I went to go get it. Unfortunately, when I reached into the toaster to grab it, I accidentally touched the side (they have a toaster oven). Obviously, I yanked my hand back, but unfortunately I knocked a glass bowl off the counter and it shattered.

 

[Their Goominess]

While this does concern food, it isn't in a kitchen at the time. When me, my brother and our friends were going to a theme park, my brother got dared £5 to eat a handful of dog biscuits. My money-loving brother accepted without any second thoughts, so he ate it. When we got to the theme park, we went down the big slides. I asked him what it was like (it was his first time doing it), and when he opened his mouth to speak, and....well you can probably guess what happened..... he vomited on me.

Moral: Never eat dog biscuits, not for any amount of money.