(I thought you were gonna name the Eevee...)
"Nope, I haven't told you yet. You see, my buddy Josh, he a real funny guy. He was playin' with hooks or somethin' when he got one in his eye. He wasn't hurt or nothin', he just screamed every single time he felt some pain in his eye or somethin' like that. The hook was in there for an ENTIRE year, nothin' done about it. Then it just kinda fell out, the eye came with it, splat, there goes the eye. Now he got a eyepatch."