"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."
-Carl Sagan
"I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was."
-Muhammad Ali
"I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok."
-Shaquille O'Neal
"The holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history.… No, not our nation's, but in World War II. I mean, we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century, but in this century's history..."
-Dan Quayle, former Vice President of the United States