^Because everyone just loves games that last 1 turn. For Uxie donk, no joke, if you don't win T1, there's about a 5% chance you'll win T2 or longer. Most Uxie donk decks scoop against Spiritomb starts/Gastly starts. And for Shuppet donk, I haven't seen it in play much, but it's mostly dead and will die even further with the new PlusPower ruling.