Hegafire0 said:
A few things I don't get about Pokémon-
1. When a Pokémon faints, it falls STRAIGHT THROUGH THE FLOOR!!
2. After you get your Pokémon healed, they say that they hope to see you again. It sounds like they want your Pokémon to get hurt.
3. If you heal your Pokémon and accidently talk to them again, they ask if you want them to heal your Pokémon. Don't you remember healing my Pokémon like... 10 seconds ago.
Shall I add some things I don't get about Pokemon. You may recognize some memes here.
1. A scientificly crafted potion heals less then a bottle of water.
2. In BW Ghestis has a level 54 Hydreigon. Then in BW2 it levels down to level 52. Wut.
3. After you kill a little kid's pokemon they have to give you money and their phone #
4. Some shinies look EXACTLY like their regular forms. We're looking at YOU pikachu and garchomp.
4. A 20 foot snake knocked out... by sprinklers?
6. How the Regis can use hyper beam when they have no mouth.
7. How I used #4 twice and skipped #5
8. How you looked to make sure I used #4 twice. Now lets get back on topic.
9. How Charizard is not a dragon but Vibavra is.
10. How everyone loves Muk and Voltorb but hates Garbador and Amonguss
11. How Prof. Rowan thinks it's too dangerous to walk in the grass while it's ok that you can own a fire breathing ape, a emperor penguin with razor blades for arms, or a mutant turtle that can control nature.