Funny quotes thread!

[Muddy68]

On poptarts : 1. Take Pastry out of bag
2. Place in toaster
How stupid do they think people are!?

 

[Flygon Jedi Master]

If you call my house and no one's there, you get this message;

"Hello. You have reached FJM. If you actually need further instructions now, then that's just pathetic."

And this...

Your band does look a little creepy. Not that's bad, though.

Like, beyond creepy.

Like, I'm going to have nightmares for a month creepy.

I'm just not the type of person that appreciates homicidal nut cases.